0.000 2.471 PATRICK: ... (SNIFF)= .. (Hx)= %Ow. 2.471 3.590 CORINNA: .. Is he still a virgin? 3.590 5.170 PATRICK: ... [Uh], 4.771 6.046 CORINNA: [Just] out of cu[2riosity2], 5.457 6.405 PATRICK: [2he bought a hook2]er. 6.405 7.109 CORINNA: ... @ 7.109 7.877 PATRICK: ... But, 7.877 9.735 w=as he .. a .. virgin when you knew him? 9.735 11.089 CORINNA: (H) .. (COUGH) 11.089 13.317 ... I meant, 13.317 15.702 has he ever had a .. girl where he didn't have to p=ay her. 15.702 16.430 PATRICK: .. @Oh @oh, 16.430 17.747 ... he got, 17.747 18.047 .. like, 18.047 21.174 .. I told you about the time he got like .. a blowjob .. at the lakefront. 21.174 22.003 CORINNA: ... No, 22.003 22.667 you didn't. 22.667 23.429 PATRICK: Oh no way. 23.429 24.150 .. Um, 24.150 25.110 well what happened was, 25.110 25.431 (SNIFF) 25.431 26.254 .. I was just, 26.254 27.072 % me and Janine, 27.072 28.330 well let me .. back up here. 28.330 29.860 .. I started hanging out with Janine, 29.860 31.690 ... Janine and I got s=mashed, 31.690 33.671 and we .. like .. made out at the lakefront. 33.671 34.972 .. I don't need the de[tails]. 34.558 35.071 CORINNA: [By the] way, 35.071 36.590 I saw the Janine last night. 36.590 37.283 PATRICK: .. Oh cool, 37.283 39.023 ... (SNIFF) how's she doing. 39.023 39.527 CORINNA: .. Okay. 39.527 41.082 PATRICK: I haven't seen her in half a billion years, 41.082 41.504 so, 41.504 42.908 ... um=, 42.908 43.409 but anyways, 43.409 45.345 we were like .. making out and stuff at Duncan lakefront, 45.345 46.674 so that's what we regularly, 46.674 47.648 . 50.000 51.484 (H) So after Victor's, 51.484 52.946 after Tom had two women, 52.946 53.308 like, 53.308 55.566 ... fighting over who he's gonna go home with, 55.566 57.181 (H) he went home with this like uh, 57.181 58.418 .. one other girl, 58.418 59.446 like a heavy-set girl, 59.446 59.667 and, 59.667 62.512 (H) me and Janine and all of us were walking dow=n the hill. 62.512 63.095 ... You know, 63.095 64.230 going dow=n, 64.230 66.503 ... where the pier is? 66.503 67.163 ... Except, 67.163 68.390 we were going down that big hill? 68.390 69.731 ... And it's like uh, 69.731 72.607 ... me and Janine were used to walking down that steep grassy part, 72.607 73.328 and they went around. 73.328 75.318 (H) So we hurried up and went in the grassy part, 75.318 76.806 .. by= the tennis courts. 76.806 77.789 (H) It was real dark, 77.789 78.885 and you couldn't see us at all, 78.885 80.963 after we had gotten .. to that little plank. 80.963 84.168 (H) So we like hurried up to this one spot we always went to, 84.168 85.157 we sat and looked around, 85.157 87.315 and Tom and them were yelling and screaming for us. 87.315 88.402 .. (H) You know and they, 88.402 89.663 .. started making out, 89.663 89.978 like, 89.978 91.745 .. a hundred yar=ds away from us. 91.745 93.019 .. (SNIFF) (TSK) You know, 93.019 93.846 .. but there's trees, 93.846 94.547 and they were standing, 94.547 95.940 ... in front of a tree, 95.940 97.071 .. so you couldn't see them, 97.071 98.923 and we were sitting by .. like .. a tree, 98.923 100.350 (H) so you couldn't see us. 100.350 102.040 ... So they were making out, 102.040 104.664 ... (H) and we're sitting there talking and stuff and junk, 104.664 105.430 and then it's like, 105.430 106.469 (H) all of a sudden we hear, 106.469 106.959 ... (LIPS) 106.959 109.748 ... and that was just the damndest noise, 109.748 111.618 and [a very] distinctive noise, 109.829 110.317 CORINNA: [@] 111.618 112.564 PATRICK: (H) so, 112.564 113.297 ... I'm like, 113.297 115.617 ... <@ I know they're not @> doing what I think they're doing, 115.617 117.167 (H) and we're looking around the corner, 117.167 118.151 I couldn't see anything. 118.151 119.357 .. (H) And then all of a sudden, 119.357 120.111 I saw=, 120.111 121.835 ... Tom I don't know, 121.835 122.979 took a step back or something, 122.979 123.977 and I could see Tom. 123.977 125.172 .. (H) Or something, 125.172 125.793 I don't n- know, 125.793 126.742 on= this side of the tree, 126.742 128.716 and then I saw ... a head. 128.716 131.505 Or a movement .. lower ... than what I saw Tom. 131.505 133.007 So then the picture became clear that, 133.007 135.674 (H) he's getting % head from this chick he didn't even know, 135.674 136.547 CORINNA: @@@@[@] 136.332 137.567 PATRICK: [And] that was kinda cool. 137.567 139.023 ... So, 139.023 140.691 ... I don't know= if [he], 140.451 141.302 CORINNA: [So] did he do her, 141.302 142.574 or did he just get the blowj[2ob2]. 142.410 143.373 PATRICK: [2J2]ust the blowjob. 143.373 143.909 It's like, 143.909 145.830 .. it was getting late and she had to work in the morn[ing]. 145.545 147.322 CORINNA: [@]=@@@@@@@@ 147.322 148.005 PATRICK: ... But, 148.005 151.543 and that's the first chick I ever saw him with here in the United States otherwise. 151.543 152.850 ... He's only paid for it. 152.850 153.452 You know. 153.452 154.966 CORINNA: ... Did he pay for it back home? 154.966 155.270 Or, 155.270 155.716 PATRICK: Yeah, 155.716 156.500 fifty bucks, 156.500 157.192 for hookers, 157.192 158.003 ... , 158.003 159.156 .. it's kind of a good price, 159.156 159.497 I mean, 159.497 159.856 CORINNA: (Hx) 159.856 161.111 PATRICK: ... nowadays here, 161.111 162.106 you'd have to like, 162.106 162.921 ... you know, 162.921 164.870 .. pay fifty bucks to go out to dinner and a movie, 164.870 166.401 and then= you have to be % real nice, 166.401 168.203 ... and then maybe just may=be, 168.203 169.332 something mi=ght happen, 169.332 170.675 i=f she likes you and, 170.675 174.120 (H) if the wind's blowing in the right directio=n and, 174.120 176.780 (H) no one tripped over anything earlier in that day, 176.780 177.165 and well, 177.165 179.056 (H) ... take fifty bucks, 179.056 179.811 go get a hooker, 179.811 180.155 and then, 180.155 182.204 .. go out <@ with your friends @> and have some fun. 182.204 185.431 CORINNA: .. Or you could always go down to= that one strip in Chicago. 185.431 186.333 PATRICK: ... What strip. 186.333 187.780 CORINNA: ... The one over %, 187.780 188.828 % .. by Crowbar? 188.828 189.980 PATRICK: ... No? 189.980 191.816 CORINNA: ... It's like .. by the bridge? 191.816 193.106 PATRICK: ... Okay what, 193.106 193.651 .. what's, 193.651 194.392 .. what [ah-] -- 194.050 195.132 CORINNA: [There's like] a whole strip. 195.132 196.476 That's like that whole strip right there. 196.476 196.910 There's all the -- 196.910 199.824 % the classic ]. 199.685 200.330 PATRICK: [R]eally? 200.330 200.863 CORINNA: Yeah. 200.863 201.105 PATRICK: Hunh. 201.105 201.442 CORINNA: It's like, 201.442 202.633 if you go in the summertime, 202.633 204.582 I m- mean it's just l=ined with em. 204.582 205.361 PATRICK: Wow=, 205.361 206.501 .. thanks for [telling me]. 205.979 208.113 CORINNA: [Just] .. literally .. l=ined with it, 208.113 208.998 (H) lined with em, 208.998 209.569 and it's like, 209.569 211.712 ... all these cars are like pulled over, 211.712 212.153 and they're like, 212.153 212.404 %y- -- 212.404 212.788 It's like, 212.788 214.023 ... (H) 214.023 215.649 PATRICK: ... Wow[=], 215.430 215.711 CORINNA: [It]'s -- 215.711 217.587 You see all these ... these hookers, 217.587 217.851 and, 217.851 218.360 you're [go]ing, 217.995 218.230 PATRICK: [X] 218.360 219.260 CORINNA: ... , 219.260 219.582 PATRICK: [X] 219.260 219.687 CORINNA: [it was like], 219.687 219.971 so- -- 219.971 221.637 % So the one time I went with uh, 221.637 224.107 ... % John and .. % Zeus, 224.107 225.446 ... to Crowbar, 225.446 226.803 ... on Fourth of July and they're, 226.803 227.874 .. they're all lined out, 227.874 228.655 there's like maybe, 228.655 230.521 (H) probably about a hundred prostitutes, 230.521 231.976 walking up and down the street, 231.976 233.032 (H)[= an]=d, 232.254 232.663 PATRICK: [@@] 233.032 233.912 CORINNA: ... uh=, 233.912 234.899 ... I was like . 237.590 238.021 It was like, 238.021 239.119 .. you <@ need a girlfriend @>? 239.119 240.462 [@=@]@@@@ 239.119 239.587 PATRICK: [@@] 240.462 240.870 .. Cool, 240.870 241.877 CORINNA: (H)= ? 243.012 243.664 (Hx) @@@ 243.664 245.092 ... (H) S=o, 245.092 245.785 .. and then, 245.785 246.594 .. there was, 246.594 247.116 actually, 247.116 247.606 there was a pr- -- 247.606 248.966 a Russian prostitute, 248.966 249.587 in Victor's, 249.587 250.604 on Wednesday night. 250.604 251.717 PATRICK: ... Really, 251.717 252.364 I didn't see her. 252.364 253.376 CORINNA: ... She was j- -- 253.376 255.037 She was like standing right by us. 255.037 255.825 ... %And, 255.825 256.507 .. it's cause, 256.507 257.211 Mary was like, 257.211 257.676 .. oh my God, 257.676 259.430 she always dressed like an alien. 259.430 261.451 (H) And then she always looks so goofy. 261.451 262.286 (H) An[d], 262.164 262.726 PATRICK: [N]o=, 262.726 263.275 I had never s- -- 263.275 263.969 I didn't see her. 263.969 264.795 Where was she. 264.795 265.305 CORINNA: ... Uh, 265.305 266.715 she was to my right. 266.715 267.898 ... At the bar? 267.898 269.980 ... And she had these like spandex pa- -- 269.980 272.935 I mean she did look like kind of like she had a space outfit on? 272.935 274.861 ... It was like ... black, 274.861 276.742 and it was like the skirt flared out and shit? 276.742 277.161 And it was just, 277.161 278.729 she kinda looked like a Judy Jetson, 278.729 280.119 I mean she looked really goofy, 280.119 280.444 PATRICK: No. 280.444 282.238 You gotta .. point her out .. like Wednesday. 282.238 283.086 .. @@@@@ 283.086 284.143 CORINNA: .. %A=nd (Hx), 284.143 285.043 ... I was like, 285.043 286.147 .. oh my Go=d. 286.147 286.526 You know? 286.526 286.962 @So, 286.962 289.155 PATRICK: ... % I'll bring some extra money, 289.155 289.726 .. no? 289.726 290.571 CORINNA: .. Um, 290.571 291.365 .. Mary said, 291.365 291.670 it was like, 291.670 292.868 she's a .. prostitute, 292.868 294.210 she's really weird too. 294.210 296.169 PATRICK: ... Wow=. 296.169 297.059 .. That's kinda cool. 297.059 298.013 CORINNA: .. (TSK) Yeah so, 298.013 300.076 ... anyway, 300.076 300.424 that, 300.424 301.379 .. and then um, 301.379 304.469 ... I'll never forget the one time Rob and I went down to Chica- -- 304.469 306.176 .. I went .. to visit Rob in Chicago. 306.176 307.688 (H) It was a Sunday afternoon, 307.688 308.738 .. (H) it was like, 308.738 311.155 ... probably like three or four in the afternoon. 311.155 311.502 We were like, 311.502 312.872 let's take a drive around the city. 312.872 314.105 (H) You know? 314.105 315.415 Just ... for a Sunday drive. 315.415 316.889 So we were driving around in the city and, 316.889 319.430 (H) all of a sudden we see the classic hooker. 319.430 320.000 She's got, 320.000 321.577 (H) the fishnet stockings on, 321.577 323.595 obviously she's like a five-dollar hooker, 323.595 323.968 (H) 323.968 324.499 PATRICK: Yeah[=]. 324.231 325.062 CORINNA: [tr]ying to get her f- -- 325.062 326.543 her afternoon f=ix. 326.543 328.788 So that she can ... go get drugs. 328.788 331.383 (H)= And she's got ... her skirt, 331.383 332.495 she had a miniskirt on. 332.495 334.522 (H) She had her sk- her hand in her s- -- 334.522 336.992 She's like ... exposing her bush, 336.992 338.096 ... a=nd, 338.096 339.566 ... it's like, 339.566 341.123 ... you know, 341.123 342.325 using her to=ngue and shit, 342.325 343.010 and she's like leaning, 343.010 343.693 , 343.693 344.519 like this to us, 344.519 344.956 and we're like, 344.956 345.721 ... uh, 345.721 346.541 .. keep driving. 346.541 346.838 @= 346.838 347.314 .. We were like, 347.314 348.478 oh= that was just nasty. 348.478 350.051 [She just] looked n=asty. 348.478 348.787 PATRICK: [XX] 350.051 350.431 Wow. 350.431 352.171 Well you could've .. pulled over and said hello. 352.171 353.480 ... No but, 353.480 355.374 the only hooker I th=ought I saw, 355.374 356.116 ... okay, 356.116 356.995 I think I told you about this. 356.995 361.150 When me and Steve Greg and ... Tom went %to= .. like .. Chicago? 361.150 362.446 ... Did I tell you about that ? 362.446 363.198 CORINNA: . 363.198 363.801 .. Yeah, 363.801 364.479 PATRICK: .. X[XX] 364.259 364.887 CORINNA: [I remem]ber that. 364.887 365.583 PATRICK: [2that hooker2] -- 364.887 365.583 CORINNA: [2(H) It was like2], 365.583 366.617 . 367.734 369.176 [@= @@ @@@] 367.734 368.363 PATRICK: [@@ 368.363 369.416 (H) Well] yeah, 369.416 369.712 but, 369.712 371.471 .. no this hooker was kinda interesting. 371.471 372.476 (H) .. U=m, 372.476 374.595 %we were pulling .. near .. Crowbar, 374.595 375.198 we were looking for -- 375.198 375.737 pulling out, 375.737 376.331 (H) uh, 376.331 377.374 we saw this hooker. 377.374 378.683 ... Across the street. 378.683 379.995 .. Kinda waving us over. 379.995 381.599 ... A=nd I'm looking at it, 381.599 382.806 and everyone's like saying, 382.806 383.143 yeah, 383.143 384.843 pull over pull over pull over. 384.843 385.802 ... You know, 385.802 386.459 and I'm like, 386.459 387.152 okay=, 387.152 387.946 this is kinda cool, 387.946 389.194 ... uh=, 389.194 391.443 ... s=o=, 391.443 392.705 ... I'm thinking, 392.705 393.791 okay just for a joke, 393.791 395.404 we should pull over or say something. 395.404 396.872 ... But the=n, 396.872 399.354 ... I looked over to the right, 399.354 400.155 CORINNA: ... (COUGH) 400.155 401.622 PATRICK: and there's this white v=an. 401.622 403.343 ... Clea=n white van, 403.343 406.201 in= .. (H) ... warehouse district. 406.201 407.108 ... You know, 407.108 408.065 s=itting there, 408.065 410.403 ... you know across the street from this hooker. 410.403 411.669 ... And I'm like, 411.669 412.309 .. n=o=, 412.309 413.880 I'm @not gonna be on Cops. 413.880 415.412 (H) Cause that's what it was. 415.412 416.729 .. And then she eventually like, 416.729 417.631 we started drive away, 417.631 420.102 (H) and then she started walking towards the white van, 420.102 421.100 , 421.100 422.257 ... but, 422.257 423.944 ... that's the only hooker we've seen. 423.944 425.527 CORINNA: ... Oh no this one, 425.527 426.106 on, 426.106 427.183 ... that whole -- 427.183 428.870 ... It was like you know when you go -- 428.870 430.413 ... When you .. turn off the freeway, 430.413 431.194 by that Blockbuster, 431.194 432.092 and you turn left? 432.092 432.519 PATRICK: Mhm. 432.519 433.202 CORINNA: (H) Okay. 433.202 433.846 ... It's like y- -- 433.846 434.071 W- -- 434.071 435.110 .. And you're going straight? 435.110 436.499 And you go over that bridge, 436.499 438.834 ... just .. before you hit the bridge, 438.834 440.083 and on= the bridge, 440.083 442.796 ... until you get to that street that .. you turn on Crowbar, 442.796 444.086 it's a=ll lined with hookers, 444.086 444.976 in the summertime? 444.976 445.444 PATRICK: .. T_(Hx) 445.444 447.233 So why don't they like bust em. 447.233 449.643 CORINNA: .. No there are cops there that bust em, 449.643 451.549 PATRICK: ... They just keep going back though. 451.549 451.895 CORINNA: Yeah. 451.895 453.059 They just keep going back. 453.059 453.625 PATRICK: .. Wow[=]. 453.415 453.773 CORINNA: [It's li]=ke, 453.773 455.625 now= it's too cold .. for them, 455.625 456.163 .. but, 456.163 457.059 ... uh, 457.059 458.442 ... otherwise .. they, 458.442 459.347 ... there's like, 459.347 462.363 the whole strip is just the clas[sic type of] .. hookers. 460.759 461.428 PATRICK: [(THROAT)] 462.363 463.767 .. Thank you for the information. 463.767 464.477 CORINNA: .. You're [welcome], 464.066 464.750 PATRICK: [@@@]@ 464.750 465.897 ... I'll sure remember that. 465.897 466.788 Next time I'm like, 466.788 468.352 ... feeling kinda bored. 468.352 469.769 CORINNA: ... And once, 469.769 471.124 it was kind of funny cause uh, 471.124 472.502 .. (SNIFF) ... it was like, 472.502 474.601 all these cops are like ... there. 474.601 475.808 .. You know they're like driving, 475.808 477.000 they don't do anything. 477.000 478.244 PATRICK: ... Hm. 478.244 479.178 CORINNA: .. Some of em. 479.178 481.008 ... You know they just keep driving, 481.008 481.404 you know or they'll, 481.404 482.151 (H) they'll stop, 482.151 484.452 and they'll like .. talk to the girls or whatever and, 484.452 485.078 PATRICK: .. cool, 485.078 485.697 CORINNA: .. and shit, 485.697 487.123 PATRICK: get lucky on duty XX. 487.123 489.797 CORINNA: ... Did you hear about that cop .. in Milwaukee? 489.797 490.367 PATRICK: Oh= yeah, 490.367 490.858 I loved that. 490.858 491.689 I thought it was funny? 491.689 494.314 ... That was .. h=ilarious, 494.314 495.086 that shit with that -- 495.086 496.707 ... Ah who cares, 496.707 497.321 not me. 497.321 498.009 CORINNA: .. @@@ 498.009 498.577 PATRICK: Dumbass. 498.577 501.419 ... So, 501.419 502.369 ... u=m, 502.369 503.311 .. like what are we doing, 503.311 504.865 we='re gonna grab some movies a=nd, 504.865 505.540 CORINNA: .. Yeah. 505.540 506.865 ... [], 506.284 506.865 PATRICK: [drink], 506.865 508.170 .. cause it's still early. 508.170 509.550 .. Cause you're too sober for me. 509.550 512.073 CORINNA: ... [Well do] you wanna grab me a beer? 510.843 511.077 PATRICK: [@] 512.073 513.974 ... . 513.974 514.766 CORINNA: ... Please? 514.766 515.650 PATRICK: ... (SIGH)= 515.650 517.122 CORINNA: ... Watch out for the lasagna. 517.122 518.651 PATRICK: ]. 518.106 518.651 CORINNA: [I have-] -- 518.651 520.055 ... I have lasagna. 520.055 520.654 PATRICK: .. Did you eat it, 520.654 521.312 or [should we X] -- 520.823 521.609 CORINNA: [Or] mostaccioli, 521.609 522.258 I'm sorry, 522.258 523.117 PATRICK: ... Okay cool, 523.117 524.110 I was just about to say=, 524.110 524.585 [did you want] -- 524.110 525.148 CORINNA: [We can] heat it up. 525.148 526.708 PATRICK: ... Did you wanna get some m=unchies, 526.708 527.538 that's what I was [gonna say-] -- 527.097 527.538 CORINNA: [I have] -- 527.538 528.470 I have pizza too. 528.470 529.008 PATRICK: ... (COUGH) 529.008 529.749 ... Oh, 529.749 531.117 too bad we don't have a lot of money, 531.117 533.157 I feel like (H) VOX>, 535.285 537.615 CORINNA: ... Have Wong's Wok .. near here. 537.615 538.641 PATRICK: .. (SNIFF) .. Hey, 538.641 540.348 ... don't knock Wong's [Wok. 540.134 541.313 CORINNA: [(H) Oh I'm not]. 540.348 541.313 PATRICK: .. @@] 541.313 542.132 (H) It's [2X2] -- 541.748 543.809 CORINNA: [2I .. I2] eat Wong's Wok all the time. 543.809 544.075 PATRICK: I don't know. 544.075 545.235 Did you wanna do something like that? 545.235 545.683 Or no, 545.683 546.148 CORINNA: Yeah, 546.148 548.774 let me just kinda wake up and liven up a [little ]. 548.423 549.540 PATRICK: [And put] on some clothes? 549.540 551.583 ... 551.583 553.205 (H) Well you don't have to put on any cl[othes], 553.001 553.452 CORINNA: [But it's] like, 553.452 555.003 %y- you know it's like I have to, 555.003 556.902 .. also watch Melrose Place. 556.902 558.185 PATRICK: .. Oh= lo=rd, 558.185 558.944 I av=oided -- 558.944 560.104 .. How long's that show been on, 560.104 561.199 like four years? 561.199 562.549 CORINNA: ... W-, 562.549 563.327 three or four, 563.327 565.772 PATRICK: ... I've avoided watching that show, 565.772 567.788 ... for four .. years. 567.788 568.875 CORINNA: ... Well I don't care. 568.875 570.249 It's my f=avorite show, 570.249 573.019 (H) and tonight .. Billy finds out about, 573.019 577.173 ... his .. little b=itch wife ... lied to him, 577.173 578.221 ... she uh, 578.221 580.005 ... told him that she was pregnant? 580.005 581.038 PATRICK: ... Yeah? 581.038 583.518 CORINNA: And she exhibited all the classic signs and shit? 583.518 584.939 (H) And they told everyone? 584.939 585.609 ... Well, 585.609 586.003 .. it was, 586.003 588.555 .. turned out that she just wanted it so bad? 588.555 590.311 ... That uh, 590.311 595.789 ... that ... she ... had signs that she was pregnant? 595.789 598.331 ... And, 598.331 598.994 .. so, 598.994 600.189 now she's like uh, 600.189 602.288 ... he's gonna divorce her I think. 602.288 603.130 Thank God. 603.130 605.120 PATRICK: ... Man, 605.120 607.293 CORINNA: ... Cause he belonged with Billy, 607.293 608.848 or I mean .. Allison anyway. 608.848 613.547 PATRICK: ... You didn't tell me that the mostaccioli was like <@ right on top @> of the beer, 613.547 617.653 .. I got my hand like f=ive inches [d=eep in the damn thing], 615.757 617.653 CORINNA: [@=@@@@@@] 617.653 619.683 ... Paper towel? 619.683 620.473 PATRICK: ... (Hx) 620.473 620.996 CORINNA: ... (COUGH) 620.996 621.325 PATRICK: No, 621.325 622.806 I wiped it off on my j=acket. 622.806 623.129 <% So um %>, 623.129 623.851 CORINNA: ... @[=@] 623.535 625.805 PATRICK: [Now my] do=g is gonna l=ick my coat. 625.805 628.777 CORINNA: ... Why is my hand so tender today. 628.777 629.156 .. % 629.156 629.938 PATRICK: .. I don't know[=], 629.752 631.210 CORINNA: [Usu]ally I can open this. 631.210 632.418 ... Without help. 632.418 633.077 PATRICK: .. % Mm. 633.077 633.720 CORINNA: .. Shit. 633.720 636.967 ... (SIGH)= 636.967 640.472 PATRICK: ... One of these days I'll have a really fun drunken New Year. 640.472 641.159 CORINNA: .. (Hx)= 641.159 642.373 .. (H) .. Well, 642.373 643.256 maybe next year. 643.256 644.260 Because I'll be, 644.260 644.804 .. it's like, 644.804 646.390 there's no way I work in another, 646.390 647.227 ... it's like, 647.227 649.725 I'll be out of ... bar business by that time. 649.725 652.157 Cause I'm not working .. another fucking New Year's. 652.157 654.412 PATRICK: (H) I wouldn't mind going into Chicago=. 654.412 655.153 CORINNA: .. (H) Yeah, 655.153 656.256 that's what I wanna do. 656.256 658.286 PATRICK: ... That's .. gonna be my X plan, 658.286 658.639 oh, 658.639 659.902 (H) .. u=m, 659.902 661.346 (H) so far I've talked to everyone, 661.346 662.200 everyone said yeah, 662.200 662.364 but, 662.364 663.092 % who knows, 663.092 663.977 the money might not be there. 663.977 666.876 (H) We're planning to go to New York %i=n .. nineteen ninety-nine. 666.876 668.082 CORINNA: ... Cool. 668.082 670.186 PATRICK: ... Two thousand we're gonna be in New York somewhere. 670.186 671.859 .. (H) You're welcome to come along. 671.859 672.605 CORINNA: That'd be cool. 672.605 674.070 PATRICK: .. (H) I thought so=. 674.070 676.624 ... Well hopefully I won't be with Natalie by then so. 676.624 678.477 ... [] -- 678.063 679.221 CORINNA: [God I] hope not. 679.221 679.739 PATRICK: %Yeah=, 679.739 680.947 CORINNA: .. That'll ruin everything. 680.947 681.488 PATRICK: @@ 681.488 682.849 .. (H) .. Yeah=, 682.849 684.818 .. my social life is going downhill. 684.818 689.625 ... Well my social life is n=aturally going downhill, 689.625 691.296 because everyone I know is getting old, 691.296 692.414 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 692.414 693.743 PATRICK: which really sucks. 693.743 694.641 CORINNA: ... Sh=it. 694.641 695.240 Football. 695.240 696.778 ... I hate football. 696.778 697.497 .. (Hx)= 697.497 697.843 PATRICK: Yeah=, 697.843 698.447 same here. 698.447 700.845 ... Everyone's getting ol=d, 700.845 702.660 no one wants to drink anymo=re, 702.660 705.304 everyone's got girlfriends that they care about, 705.304 706.837 CORINNA: ... I know, 706.837 708.855 it's like I don't even hear from Gregg anymore, 708.855 710.356 ... what's up with that. 710.356 711.164 PATRICK: ... I don't know, 711.164 711.546 he, 711.546 714.227 .. % Kathy's gonna be go=ne for two weeks so, 714.227 715.664 CORINNA: (H) So all of a sudden he- it's like, 715.664 717.596 .. he's gonna spring back into our lives, 717.596 718.076 hoping? 718.076 718.879 PATRICK: Prob[ably], 718.330 719.749 CORINNA: [I don't ..] think so. 719.749 723.087 PATRICK: ... Well ever since he heard that I was having problems with my band, 723.087 723.367 you know, 723.367 724.810 he's been calling me a lot more=, 724.810 726.174 we've been hanging out and stuff, 726.174 727.114 ... (SNIFF) 727.114 731.024 CORINNA: ... I just .. really -- 731.024 731.259 .. % 731.259 732.568 ... That's what pisses me off. 732.568 733.010 Cause like, 733.010 735.064 % the same thing is going on with uh, 735.064 739.271 ... with ... Marlisse. 739.271 740.242 ... You know, 740.242 740.570 it's, 740.570 741.687 ... it was like, 741.687 742.566 .. all of a sudden, 742.566 744.379 ... well here we did all this stuff, 744.379 745.500 ... and, 745.500 747.721 .. for about a month now she's had a boyfriend? 747.721 748.746 PATRICK: ... M[hm], 748.352 748.746 CORINNA: [And], 748.746 749.465 I call her, 749.465 750.335 .. she's never home. 750.335 750.897 .. It's like, 750.897 752.294 ... uh, 752.294 754.373 .. I got a hold of her= .. yesterday, 754.373 755.012 actually, 755.012 757.103 ... I mean I even tried to call her on New Y- -- 757.103 758.196 .. on Christmas. 758.196 759.441 .. And she wasn't there, 759.441 760.784 ... a=nd, 760.784 762.230 ... now it's like, 762.230 764.595 ... I'm like, 764.595 765.021 uh=, 765.021 765.843 where the hell are you? 765.843 766.298 You know, 766.298 766.577 and, 766.577 768.306 ... I haven't [seen you in a] while, 767.249 767.711 PATRICK: [Mhm], 768.306 769.935 CORINNA: ... VOX>, 769.935 771.376 and then she's going out of tow=n, 771.376 772.697 .. Florida for=, 772.697 774.411 .. till like school starts now, 774.411 775.962 ... on the third, 775.962 776.583 PATRICK: .. Yeah, 776.583 777.896 ... (H) 777.896 779.305 CORINNA: ... So, 779.305 780.352 PATRICK: ... It all [sucks]. 779.811 781.021 CORINNA: [I remember] this story, 781.021 781.591 PATRICK: .. (SNIFF) 781.591 783.134 ... It all sucks, 783.134 783.571 because, 783.571 785.734 it's one thing like for me and you to hang out, 785.734 787.112 and stuff like that at Victor's, 787.112 787.826 an=d whatever, 787.826 788.608 (H) but, 788.608 791.274 ... we're at two to- .. totally different social levels. 791.274 793.545 I mean it's easier for women to walk into a bar, 793.545 794.841 ... not know anyone, 794.841 796.351 and then come out knowing everybody. 796.351 797.964 (H) It's hard for a guy to, 797.964 800.078 because then he comes off like a big huge pervert. 800.078 800.883 (H) So, 800.883 802.570 .. I'd have to be chasing you around, 802.570 803.466 and cramping your style, 803.466 804.145 it's just cool that, 804.145 804.991 all the girls go out, 804.991 806.042 and all guys go out, 806.042 808.473 (H) and if you're two social= .. whatever, 808.473 810.851 at the same bouncing around know everybody level, 810.851 811.980 (H) it's cool. 811.980 812.664 .. You know, 812.664 815.610 ... (H) cause I don't wanna sit here and drag you down, 815.610 818.055 and ... stuff and junk. 818.055 832.237 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 832.237 832.787 PATRICK: Cool. 832.787 834.573 CORINNA: ... You remember this story? 834.573 835.021 PATRICK: No. 835.021 835.483 What [is it]. 835.102 835.483 CORINNA: [This] -- 835.483 836.408 .. %This guy, 836.408 837.810 .. this is a true story, 837.810 838.655 ... uh, 838.655 840.570 ... he took a -- 840.570 841.415 ... -- 841.415 842.594 .. Well it took em like tw- -- 842.594 844.285 over twenty years to catch this guy. 844.285 846.500 He went and shot his entire f=amily. 846.500 848.525 ... And then disappeared. 848.525 849.654 PATRICK: ... Well? 849.654 855.025 ... So why did he shoot his family. 855.025 858.553 CORINNA: ... Cause he was afraid that their morality was going downhill. 858.553 860.018 PATRICK: ... Well, 860.018 861.579 ... yeah[=]? 861.286 862.603 CORINNA: [So] he shot his mother, 862.603 863.977 his kids and his wife. 863.977 867.486 ... Oh and his daughter. 867.486 877.459 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 877.459 879.348 PATRICK: ... @@ 879.348 879.963 Uh-oh, 879.963 881.714 .. . 881.714 882.694 .. VOX>. 883.472 898.679 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 898.679 898.987 PATRICK: @ 898.987 901.862 ... I -- 901.862 904.681 ... . 904.681 919.635 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 919.635 921.589 CORINNA: (H) You know the last time I s- seen gr-, 921.589 921.894 it was like, 921.894 923.211 ... last night I was f-, 923.211 924.023 .. % watching- -- 924.023 924.545 You know it was like, 924.545 925.152 I was at Victor's, 925.152 926.657 and all of a sudden I saw Showgirls? 926.657 927.338 PATRICK: Mhm? 927.338 927.917 CORINNA: Was on, 927.917 928.965 ... or, 928.965 930.113 on videotape now? 930.113 932.979 ... [A=n]d ah, 932.030 932.525 PATRICK: [(H)] 932.979 941.871 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 941.871 942.686 PATRICK: (SNIFF) . 943.931 947.572 ... Don't have her look at you. 947.572 963.133 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 963.133 965.485 CORINNA: That was the last time I did anything with Gregg though. 965.485 967.142 PATRICK: ... That was when, 967.142 968.439 CORINNA: ... (H) Oh, 968.439 969.341 and you know what also hap-, 969.341 970.564 is like they wound up not, 970.564 972.189 ... their bod- -- 972.189 973.911 % Since he like .. cancelled all this stuff, 973.911 974.743 and like he pulled -- 974.743 975.750 (H) He had said it's like, 975.750 976.119 % you know, 976.119 977.220 I'm pulling my kids out of school, 977.220 977.793 I'm taking em out, 977.793 979.901 ... out for a vacation and shit? 979.901 980.996 ... And all this and that, 980.996 984.120 ... (H) so no one suspected that the family was dead. 984.120 985.834 PATRICK: ... For how long. 985.834 986.501 CORINNA: .. A month, 986.501 987.842 or two months[=], 987.328 987.842 PATRICK: [Wow]. 987.842 989.369 CORINNA: ... So they were like laying there, 989.369 989.975 in the house, 989.975 991.512 and all of a sudden it's like started stinking, 991.512 992.714 and someone walked in the house, 992.714 994.503 and found all their decomposed bodies? 994.503 995.117 (H) And he, 995.117 996.705 by this time he had disappeared. 996.705 1005.225 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1005.225 1006.384 CORINNA: (THROAT) (THROAT) 1006.384 1008.459 PATRICK: ... Cool. 1008.459 1012.383 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1012.383 1014.090 PATRICK: ... Cool. 1014.090 1019.904 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1019.904 1022.884 PATRICK: ... Cool. 1022.884 1024.486 ... . 1024.486 1036.280 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1036.280 1037.456 PATRICK: ... [That's ru]de. 1036.565 1037.137 CORINNA: [S=o]. 1037.456 1038.968 PATRICK: ... After twenty years, 1038.968 1040.052 they could let the guy go. 1040.052 1040.813 CORINNA: ... @ 1040.813 1041.496 PATRICK: .. @You @know, 1041.496 1043.497 CORINNA: He killed his whole fucking family though. 1043.497 1046.104 PATRICK: ... Yeah that's twenty years ago. 1046.104 1047.767 ... He didn't do it since. 1047.767 1049.013 ... @@ 1049.013 1049.712 .. (THROAT) 1049.712 1051.093 .. At least they're now moral. 1051.093 1053.048 CORINNA: ... @Ts= 1053.048 1053.986 PATRICK: @@@@@@@@ 1053.986 1055.083 ... @Wha=t. 1055.083 1057.202 CORINNA: ... I can't believe your rationale. 1057.202 1057.691 PATRICK: .. (SNORT) 1057.691 1059.098 <@ You know I was just joking @>. 1059.098 1060.980 ... (THROAT) 1060.980 1061.661 I would never, 1061.661 1062.966 ... like you know, 1062.966 1063.869 s=eriously, 1063.869 1066.572 think about walking up th- behind someone with a gun. 1066.572 1068.557 ... And like .. p=ulling the trigger, 1068.557 1071.126 .. and watching your brains splatter all over the nice white -- 1071.126 1071.730 I mean, 1071.730 1072.166 .. I mean, 1072.166 1073.099 all over the wall. 1073.099 1073.880 CORINNA: ... (Hx) 1073.880 1074.963 PATRICK: <@ No I'm just joking @>. 1074.963 1077.013 (SNIFF) .. Just wanted to scare you a little bit. 1077.013 1079.157 .. Did you catch the little reference to wh=ite wall? 1079.157 1080.288 ... You know whitewalls, 1080.288 1080.694 see, 1080.694 1082.006 CORINNA: @= [@@@@@] 1081.098 1081.327 PATRICK: [get it, 1081.327 1082.472 .. no I'm just] joking, 1082.472 1084.498 ... (SNIFF)= (SIGH)= 1084.498 1086.031 I wish I was at Metropolis yesterday. 1086.031 1087.298 I think it would've been cool. 1087.298 1089.997 .. I think .. Gregg and them would have been a little bit more motivated. 1089.997 1091.358 ... Than at The Planet? 1091.358 1092.008 ... You know, 1092.008 1093.628 cause there's no foo=d or nothing? 1093.628 1094.847 CORINNA: .. We didn't have food either. 1094.847 1095.996 PATRICK: Well that s=ucks. 1095.996 1098.132 ... New Years are going downhill now. 1098.132 1101.152 CORINNA: ... (H) We used to. 1101.152 1104.195 PATRICK: ... I think I liked her before. 1104.195 1106.245 CORINNA: ... With all her [chubby] stuff? 1105.548 1105.876 PATRICK: [(SNIFF)] 1106.245 1106.744 Yeah=. 1106.744 1109.888 ... (SNIFF) I don't like em b=one [thin]. 1109.355 1109.888 CORINNA: [I still don't] -- 1109.888 1111.175 I think she's ugly. 1111.175 1111.577 PATRICK: .. Yeah, 1111.577 1112.337 still ugly, 1112.337 1112.837 yeah I know. 1112.837 1114.209 ... But, 1114.209 1114.479 I like- -- 1114.479 1117.934 I don't like ... like .. s=uper skinny .. railly=, 1117.934 1120.671 .. r=ib poking me in my like whatever? 1120.671 1121.850 (H) You know? 1121.850 1122.485 ... (SNIFF) 1122.485 1125.850 ... I like it when you can like .. poke a female, 1125.850 1128.567 %a=nd she jiggles for like two seconds after[wards, 1128.295 1129.130 CORINNA: [@=@@@] 1128.567 1129.130 PATRICK: I like] -- 1129.130 1129.872 I like that. 1129.872 1130.732 ... (SNIFF)= 1130.732 1133.567 ... I like em h=ealthy. 1133.567 1135.487 ... (H) I like when we can sit d[own to] -- 1135.178 1135.943 CORINNA: [Ro]bust? 1135.943 1136.443 PATRICK: . 1136.443 1138.340 CORINNA: Well then I don't understand why you like Rita. 1138.340 1141.277 PATRICK: ... Cause she's got like awesome eyes. 1141.277 1142.161 CORINNA: ... Oh. 1142.161 1142.925 But she's like a s=- -- 1142.925 1146.733 She's like a ... walking s=keleton. 1146.733 1147.063 Ma=n. 1147.063 1147.651 PATRICK: I agree, 1147.651 1148.823 but she's got nice eyes. 1148.823 1150.966 ... I mean I I .. I like her, 1150.966 1151.266 but um, 1151.266 1152.349 I mean we never, 1152.349 1153.477 I could never date her. 1153.477 1154.836 ... Cause there's a difference for me, 1154.836 1156.026 I like a lo=t of people. 1156.026 1156.883 Like for instance, 1156.883 1158.002 (H) um, 1158.002 1158.956 ... your friend? 1158.956 1160.154 CORINNA: ... [Oh] Beth? 1159.554 1159.806 PATRICK: [X] 1160.154 1160.673 Yeah=. 1160.673 1162.659 ... I could date her. 1162.659 1166.053 ... Did you just like accidentally tell her what I told you to tell her? 1166.053 1166.528 CORINNA: Yeah. 1166.528 1167.197 PATRICK: What'd she say. 1167.197 1169.990 CORINNA: Well actually she was interested in that guy at the Country Kitchen. 1169.990 1170.694 PATRICK: .. I know. 1170.694 1172.940 ... That s=ucks. 1172.940 1174.653 ... My heart's broken. 1174.653 1175.782 CORINNA: ... I'm sorry, 1175.782 1176.895 PATRICK: ... Mm, 1176.895 1179.160 ... now do you see why I didn't go? 1179.160 1180.183 CORINNA: ... Yeah. 1180.183 1181.104 PATRICK: @=@@@@@ 1181.104 1182.814 CORINNA: But it turned out he didn't even show up I guess. 1182.814 1183.735 PATRICK: .. [Ahha]=. 1183.126 1183.458 CORINNA: [] -- 1183.735 1184.687 PATRICK: ... . 1184.687 1185.696 ... @%F- -- 1185.696 1188.038 <@ T- [you can tell her] I said that too @>. 1185.979 1186.817 CORINNA: [@@@] 1188.038 1190.500 PATRICK: (H) And it's got me on t=ape saying it. 1190.500 1192.455 ... Damn it. 1192.455 1202.502 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1202.502 1202.944 PATRICK: . 1202.944 1235.584 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1235.584 1236.175 PATRICK: Cool. 1236.175 1253.261 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1253.261 1254.621 PATRICK: To just burn his house? 1254.621 1266.765 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1266.765 1267.360 PATRICK: No=. 1267.360 1276.285 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1276.285 1276.654 PATRICK: (SNORT) 1276.654 1277.639 ... @Eighteen @years, 1277.639 1278.769 . 1278.769 1286.054 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1286.054 1286.877 PATRICK: .. Ooh=. 1286.877 1288.816 CORINNA: This was the first time that it was done? 1288.816 1315.249 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1315.249 1315.838 PATRICK:

. 1315.838 1324.750 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1324.750 1325.568 CORINNA: Recede, 1325.568 1328.200 PATRICK: ... Hm? 1328.200 1348.151 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1348.151 1348.841 PATRICK: Wow. 1348.841 1362.076 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1362.076 1362.386 PATRICK: T- -- 1362.386 1363.658 ... (H) [Hm]. 1363.338 1365.179 CORINNA: [(H)] Why wouldn't you leave the country. 1365.179 1366.152 .. (H) (COUGH) 1366.152 1367.233 I would leave the country. 1367.233 1367.724 PATRICK: Yeah. 1367.724 1369.969 ... I'd be pissed though. 1369.969 1370.569 .. I mean, 1370.569 1372.565 ... twenty year=s to get away with it, 1372.565 1373.039 all of a sudden, 1373.039 1374.076 ((KNOCKING)) 1374.076 1375.000 ... . 1375.000 1375.314 @= 1375.314 1375.944 CORINNA: @@[@] 1375.730 1375.965 PATRICK: [@] 1375.965 1376.388 . 1376.388 1380.590 CORINNA: ... I don't know why=. 1380.590 1381.052 .. It's, 1381.052 1383.149 .. like why would you wanna stay there. 1383.149 1385.025 ... %Uh stay in the United States. 1385.025 1385.511 If I would -- 1385.511 1386.526 ... I mean %, 1386.526 1388.847 if you could commit the .. perfect crime, 1388.847 1389.812 .. get away with it, 1389.812 1391.776 .. (H) would you stay in the country, 1391.776 1392.734 .. or would you leave. 1392.734 1395.001 PATRICK: ... It'd be kinda hard to like, 1395.001 1397.754 ... go to a like another country you know? 1397.754 1398.652 ... [Espec-] -- 1398.375 1398.795 CORINNA: [Well I] mean, 1398.795 1400.487 he had like twenty thousand dollars. 1400.487 1401.168 .. Okay? 1401.168 1402.251 PATRICK: .. In nineteen seventy. 1402.251 1402.959 CORINNA: In seventy. 1402.959 1404.251 ... That's like .. so, 1404.251 1408.102 ... so it's like, 1408.102 1409.415 all she had .. to do, 1409.415 1410.497 ... he had to do, 1410.497 1411.623 was like get on a plane, 1411.623 1412.494 go to England. 1412.494 1413.938 .. Get a work permit and shit, 1413.938 1414.393 PATRICK: .. Mm. 1414.393 1416.368 ... ] -- 1416.111 1418.071 CORINNA: [H=e had] a thirty-day head start. 1418.071 1418.952 PATRICK: ... Yeah, 1418.952 1419.403 that's true. 1419.403 1420.769 Plus he was already at airport. 1420.769 1422.193 ... ], 1421.605 1422.193 CORINNA: [Yeah]. 1422.193 1456.032 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1456.032 1456.521 PATRICK: (SNIFF) 1456.521 1461.735 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1461.735 1462.218 PATRICK:

. 1462.218 1468.378 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1468.378 1470.410 PATRICK: I wouldn't carry my own .. paperwork. 1470.410 1471.653 CORINNA: .. @=[.. @@] 1470.876 1471.908 PATRICK: [@@ @Forget] @that, 1471.908 1472.540 I'm g=uilty, 1472.540 1473.338 I wouldn't carry it. 1473.338 1480.961 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1480.961 1481.255 PATRICK: T- -- 1481.255 1491.907 >ENV: ((TELEVISION)) 1491.907 1492.791 CORINNA: Ah= jee=z. 1492.791 1493.462 %I %it- % -- 1493.462 1495.900 PATRICK: ... In=sanity, 1495.900 1497.473 CORINNA: ... I mean it's it's, 1497.473 1498.801 kinda reminds me of that, 1498.801 1499.404 ... co- -- 1499.404 1499.876 It's like, 1499.876 1502.237 .. I I'm surprised something like hi=m di-, 1502.237 1504.310 ... you know like uh ... Dahmer? 1504.310 1505.301 .. And [what's] his name, 1504.641 1504.887 PATRICK: [Mm]. 1505.301 1506.044 CORINNA: that other guy? 1506.044 1506.696 PATRICK: .. Mhm. 1506.696 1508.067 CORINNA: ... Did happen to him. 1508.067 1512.489 ... Cause they're like weaker type men. 1512.489 1514.429 .. You know in prison they'd never survive. 1514.429 1515.480 PATRICK: ... I know. 1515.480 1516.758 .. Not if you hurt women. 1516.758 1519.402 ... Then you become one. 1519.402 1519.950 @@[@] 1519.693 1520.542 CORINNA: [@]= @@@ 1520.542 1522.557 PATRICK: ... Even though it wouldn't [2be ba2]=d, 1522.067 1522.387 CORINNA: [2Well2], 1522.557 1523.635 PATRICK: to have some guy named Bubba, 1523.635 1523.961 well, 1523.961 1524.651 we won't go there. 1524.651 1525.267 .. @@[@] 1525.085 1526.040 CORINNA: [@(Hx)]= 1526.040 1527.243 (H) .. Well that doesn't- -- 1527.243 1528.871 B=een reading those b=ooks is like, 1528.871 1529.523 oh my God, 1529.523 1530.180 it's like there, 1530.180 1531.129 .. there's this one, 1531.129 1536.043 ... like they ... tell like .. the .. different guys' point of view sometime? 1536.043 1537.344 (H) And this [one guy]=, 1536.699 1537.096 PATRICK: [(SNIFF)] 1537.344 1539.825 CORINNA: ... he uh, 1539.825 1540.352 PATRICK: (SNIFF) 1540.352 1542.248 CORINNA: ... there- -- 1542.248 1545.112 .. Well actually they tell like a couple different guys' n- point of view, 1545.112 1546.892 ... and the guys get raped too. 1546.892 1548.195 PATRICK: ... [Ah=]=. 1547.445 1547.882 CORINNA: [And then like], 1548.195 1551.590 .. and then they'll like .. take these ... b=utt plugs, 1551.590 1552.861 or whatever you wanna call em, 1552.861 1555.146 .. (H) and they'll sh=ove it up their anus=, 1555.146 1556.293 ... and, 1556.293 1558.711 ... they have to walk around with it? 1558.711 1559.653 PATRICK: .. Ah=, 1559.653 1560.556 CORINNA: .. And then they have, 1560.556 1561.226 .. %it's like, 1561.226 1564.573 ... sometimes they'll like .. stuff this other gag in their mouth, 1564.573 1565.937 that's the shape of a penis? 1565.937 1567.673 .. And like tie it on their face, 1567.673 1568.603 PATRICK: [@@@@@] 1567.673 1568.603 CORINNA: [(H) And they have to walk-] -- 1568.603 1569.265 (H) And it's like, 1569.265 1572.551 this one ... guy was t- say it was like, 1572.551 1574.894 (H) ... they got sent to the village. 1574.894 1576.717 .. Which you don't wanna get sent to the village. 1576.717 1578.121 ... %But they do. 1578.121 1578.770 .. And, 1578.770 1579.672 ... they go, 1579.672 1580.691 .. it was like this one guy, 1580.691 1581.819 he gets this master. 1581.819 1582.777 (H) .. And, 1582.777 1583.918 ... he winds up, 1583.918 1585.696 .. the master fi- .. falls in love with him, 1585.696 1586.313 but he was like, 1586.313 1587.804 (H) .. like the day before, 1587.804 1588.864 he makes him= walk around, 1588.864 1590.600 he's like a m- .. human .. pony. 1590.600 1592.296 (H) ... And they stick the, 1592.296 1593.965 .. the thing up his anus? 1593.965 1596.022 ... (TSK) And it's got like [a horse h-] -- 1595.434 1596.022 PATRICK: [A tail]. 1596.022 1596.707 CORINNA: A tail. 1596.707 1597.106 PATRICK: Yeah[=]. 1596.800 1597.593 CORINNA: [(H)] And, 1597.593 1599.066 he has to run around the city, 1599.066 1601.240 he's like pulling a cart with these other people. 1601.240 1603.000 ... (H) Pulling this cart around, 1603.000 1604.848 with this thing up his .. b=utt. 1604.848 1605.461 PATRICK: Mhm[=]. 1605.140 1605.647 CORINNA: [A=]nd, 1605.647 1606.818 ... it was like, 1606.818 1607.947 parade around like that. 1607.947 1608.675 PATRICK: That's cool. 1608.675 1611.100 ... (H)= Ah[= oh=], 1610.489 1610.864 CORINNA: [And, 1610.864 1611.614 I'm] just sort of going, 1611.614 1613.017 . 1613.017 1613.392 PATRICK: [Why]. 1613.017 1614.105 CORINNA: [. 1615.330 1616.343 PATRICK: Why is it nasty. 1616.343 1617.697 CORINNA: ... (TSK) I don't know. 1617.697 1618.550 .. (H) It's- -- 1618.550 1621.131 I was talking to my .. one friend to uh, 1621.131 1623.198 .. (H) ... her name's ~Leah? 1623.198 1624.245 ... (TSK) And, 1624.245 1625.082 she's Iranian. 1625.082 1626.556 Well actually she's .. quite cool, 1626.556 1626.965 she's m- -- 1626.965 1628.362 .. She's Muslim? 1628.362 1628.886 It's like, 1628.886 1630.410 (H) .. she uh, 1630.410 1631.604 .. she's not a virgin. 1631.604 1632.245 ... But, 1632.245 1633.494 ... uh, 1633.494 1633.804 PATRICK: .. Ooh, 1633.804 1634.798 she could be stoned. 1634.798 1636.881 CORINNA: ... @@@@ 1636.881 1637.417 PATRICK: .. Go ahead. 1637.417 1638.130 CORINNA: (H) But, 1638.130 1638.393 I mean, 1638.393 1639.640 but she's been raised here. 1639.640 1640.543 PATRICK: ... Ah=. 1640.543 1641.323 ... Really? 1641.323 1642.039 Is she single? 1642.039 1643.260 CORINNA: .. (TSK) Uh=, 1643.260 1644.032 ... no, 1644.032 1644.438 she's uh, 1644.438 1647.102 ac- actually her boyfriend's coming in from Morocco. 1647.102 1648.051 PATRICK: ... Okay. 1648.051 1648.618 ... No, 1648.618 1649.659 I was just joking anyways but, 1649.659 1649.868 CORINNA: But, 1649.868 1651.516 PATRICK: Can I see your Marlboro case for a second? 1651.516 1652.800 ... Just keep talking. 1652.800 1653.736 CORINNA: .. And uh, 1653.736 1655.702 ... anyway, 1655.702 1656.717 ... she uh, 1656.717 1661.170 ... they ran out of Marlboro Lights= at work, 1661.170 1662.964 so I had to .. go to Marlboros. 1662.964 1664.791 PATRICK: .. And then I'll t- show you something about these. 1664.791 1665.484 CORINNA: ... Okay. 1665.484 1671.488 ... But uh, 1671.488 1674.155 ... (TSK) .. anyway, 1674.155 1675.755 ... we were talking, 1675.755 1676.965 cause it's like I was .. telling her-, 1676.965 1678.831 % we were talking about .. this .. these, 1678.831 1680.314 I was telling her about the books I was reading, 1680.314 1682.251 and then we got on the subject of .. anal sex, 1682.251 1683.362 and I .. told her I was like well, 1683.362 1684.544 (H) I remember when, 1684.544 1687.861 ... my ex-boyfriend tried to get me ... to try it? 1687.861 1688.272 But I said- -- 1688.272 1689.362 Always told him no? 1689.362 1689.987 PATRICK: .. Mhm? 1689.987 1692.017 CORINNA: ... , 1693.124 1694.404 [(H)] in that hole. 1693.124 1693.578 PATRICK: [Hm]. 1694.404 1695.088 CORINNA: (H) @ 1695.088 1696.555 She said that she had done it? 1696.555 1697.887 .. Like twice? 1697.887 1698.675 ... She's like, 1698.675 1700.642 oh my God I feel so dirty whenever I do it, 1700.642 1702.045 and it hurts so fucking bad. 1702.045 1702.398 PATRICK: Mhm? 1702.398 1703.586 CORINNA: ... And, 1703.586 1704.716 ... that @convinced, 1704.716 1705.124 @I'm like, 1705.124 1705.541 .. , 1705.541 1705.909 she's like, 1705.909 1706.823 . 1706.823 1707.355 PATRICK: Mm=. 1707.355 1708.818 CORINNA: ... Cause the one thing that's like, 1708.818 1709.460 .. when I, 1709.460 1710.179 ... what -- 1710.179 1711.214 .. When uh=, 1711.214 1712.584 ~Lamar kept pressuring me to do it, 1712.584 1713.634 (H) and she said that like, 1713.634 1714.309 when you, 1714.309 1716.452 ... in ... the Muslim-, 1716.452 1717.634 it's like if you do that, 1717.634 1718.266 ... you know, 1718.266 1718.568 it's like, 1718.568 1722.029 ... in .. Islam you're cons- .. not considered .. Muslim anymore. 1722.029 1722.685 PATRICK: ... Oh[=]? 1722.531 1723.828 CORINNA: [If] you have anal sex. 1723.828 1726.687 ... But I remember like uh, 1726.687 1729.041 ... ~Lamar telling me once that, 1729.041 1730.252 he had a girlfriend? 1730.252 1731.278 ... Back home? 1731.278 1733.905 .. (H) A=nd she didn't wanna lose her virginity? 1733.905 1735.341 ... They were gonna have sex, 1735.341 1736.112 so it's like instead, 1736.112 1737.828 (H) they always had anal sex? 1737.828 1738.654 .. Instead. 1738.654 1739.097 PATRICK: Wow=. 1739.097 1740.641 CORINNA: ... (H) And, 1740.641 1741.434 .. I'm like, 1741.434 1742.516 . 1742.516 1743.282 PATRICK: .. @@@ 1743.282 1744.816 CORINNA: .. . 1744.816 1746.153 PATRICK: ... Wow. 1746.153 1747.124 CORINNA: Okay what are you gonna show me. 1747.124 1747.811 PATRICK: .. (SNIFF) 1747.811 1748.807 This is interesting. 1748.807 1750.098 I didn't know this until like, 1750.098 1753.187 I l- .. I listened to ... Def Comedy Jam. 1753.187 1755.812 (H) This guy was telling jokes about Marlboros. 1755.812 1757.465 ... And how they're racist. 1757.465 1759.287 ... Did you ever hear this? 1759.287 1759.581 CORINNA: No. 1759.581 1761.624 PATRICK: ... (H) Did you ever notice a Marlboro, 1761.624 1762.284 the sign? 1762.284 1764.000 ... That, 1764.000 1764.755 this thing right here? 1764.755 1765.335 CORINNA: [The filt-] -- 1764.755 1765.578 PATRICK: [The whole red] thing? 1765.578 1766.889 ... The red thing? 1766.889 1767.632 CORINNA: ... Okay, 1767.632 1768.228 PATRICK: .. Okay, 1768.228 1768.575 now y- -- 1768.575 1769.237 Are you watching me? 1769.237 1769.807 CORINNA: .. Yeah, 1769.807 1771.710 PATRICK: ... It's a kay. 1771.710 1774.006 ... There's a kay. 1774.006 1775.604 ... There's a kay, 1775.604 1777.625 ... okay you with me? 1777.625 1778.131 CORINNA: Unhunh? 1778.131 1779.154 PATRICK: ... So, 1779.154 1780.042 .. here's a kay, 1780.042 1781.659 ... here's a kay, 1781.659 1782.855 ... here's a kay. 1782.855 1784.061 ... There's no kay. 1784.061 1786.312 ... Three kays? 1786.312 1787.540 CORINNA: ... Oh=. 1787.540 1788.059 PATRICK: .. Get it? 1788.059 1789.313 CORINNA: .. Never even thought about it. 1789.313 1790.078 PATRICK: I never did either. 1790.078 1791.272 Until I looked at this and I'm like, 1791.272 1793.878 ... ? 1794.260 1795.045 .. Somewhere, 1795.045 1796.343 ... but there's not. 1796.343 1797.877 ... Get it? 1797.877 1798.718 CORINNA: ... [Yeah]. 1798.321 1799.749 PATRICK: [There's no] kay anywhere else. 1799.749 1800.770 ... Three kays. 1800.770 1800.978 CORINNA: .. T- 1800.978 1802.258 PATRICK: ... (THROAT) 1802.258 1802.845 .. [But it's], 1802.527 1802.845 CORINNA: [(COUGH)] 1802.845 1804.225 PATRICK: I just thought .. you'd find it interesting. 1804.225 1805.497 ... Anyways cool. 1805.497 1806.067 .. (Hx) 1806.067 1806.869 .. (THROAT) 1806.869 1809.436 ... Okay. 1809.436 1812.499 ... What is this guy doing now. 1812.499 1814.753 ...