@UTF8 @Begin @Languages: eng @Participants: PATR PATRICK Speaker, CORI CORINNA Speaker, ENV ENV Environment @Options: CA, caps, bullets @ID: eng|SBCSAE|PATR|||||Speaker||| @ID: eng|SBCSAE|CORI|||||Speaker||| @ID: eng|SBCSAE|ENV|||||Environment||| @Media: 45, audio @Comment: The Classic Hooker @Comment: Face-to-face conversation recorded in the living room of an apartment in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Two friends (Corinna and Patrick) are talking and watching TV. Topics are at times rather raunchy. *PATR: (..) &=SNIFF &=lengthened (.) &=ex &=lengthened ʔOw . 0_2471 *CORI: (.) Is he still a virgin ? 2471_3590 *PATR: (..) ⌈ Uh ⌉ . 3590_5170 *CORI: ⌊ Just ⌋ out of cu⌈2riosity ⌉2 . 4771_6046 *PATR: ⌊2 he bought a hook⌋2er . 5457_6405 *CORI: (..) &=laugh . 6405_7109 *PATR: (..) But 7109_7877 w:as he (.) a (.) virgin when you knew him ? 7877_9735 *CORI: &=in (.) &=COUGH 9735_11089 (..) I meant 11089_13317 has he ever had a (.) girl where he didn't have to p:ay her . 13317_15702 *PATR: (.) Oh [% laugh] oh [% laugh] 15702_16430 (..) he got 16430_17747 (.) like 17747_18047 (.) I told you about the time he got like (.) a blowjob (.) at the lakefront . 18047_21174 *CORI: (..) No 21174_22003 you didn't . 22003_22667 *PATR: Oh no way . 22667_23429 *PATR: (.) Um 23429_24150 well what happened was 24150_25110 &=SNIFF 25110_25431 (.) I was just 25431_26254 ʔuh me and Janine 26254_27072 well let me (.) back up here . 27072_28330 *PATR: (.) I started hanging out with Janine 28330_29860 (..) Janine and I got s:mashed 29860_31690 and we (.) like (.) made out at the lakefront . 31690_33671 *PATR: (.) I don't need the de⌈tails ⌉ . 33671_34972 *CORI: ⌊ By the ⌋ way 34558_35071 I saw the Janine last night . 35071_36590 *PATR: (.) Oh cool 36590_37283 (..) &=SNIFF how's she doing . 37283_39023 *CORI: (.) Okay . 39023_39527 *PATR: I haven't seen her in half a billion years 39527_41082 so 41082_41504 (..) um: 41504_42908 but anyways 42908_43409 we were like (.) making out and stuff at Duncan lakefront 43409_45345 so that's what we regularly 45345_46674 &{l=PAR well not regularly 46674_47648 did this like th- (.) two three times 47648_49397 something like that &}l=PAR . 49397_50000 *PATR: &=in So after Victor's 50000_51484 after Tom had two women 51484_52946 like 52946_53308 (..) fighting over who he's gonna go home with 53308_55566 &=in he went home with this like uh 55566_57181 (.) one other girl 57181_58418 like a heavy-set girl 58418_59446 and 59446_59667 &=in me and Janine and all of us were walking dow:n the hill . 59667_62512 *PATR: (..) You know 62512_63095 going dow:n 63095_64230 (..) where the pier is ? 64230_66503 *PATR: (..) Except 66503_67163 we were going down that big hill ? 67163_68390 *PATR: (..) And it's like uh 68390_69731 (..) me and Janine were used to walking down that steep grassy part 69731_72607 and they went around . 72607_73328 *PATR: &=in So we hurried up and went in the grassy part 73328_75318 (.) by: the tennis courts . 75318_76806 *PATR: &=in It was real dark 76806_77789 and you couldn't see us at all 77789_78885 after we had gotten (.) to that little plank . 78885_80963 *PATR: &=in So we like hurried up to this one spot we always went to 80963_84168 we sat and looked around 84168_85157 and Tom and them were yelling and screaming for us . 85157_87315 *PATR: (.) &=in You know and they 87315_88402 (.) started making out 88402_89663 like 89663_89978 (.) a hundred yar:ds away from us . 89978_91745 *PATR: (.) &=SNIFF &=tsk You know 91745_93019 (.) but there's trees 93019_93846 and they were standing 93846_94547 (..) in front of a tree 94547_95940 (.) so you couldn't see them 95940_97071 and we were sitting by (.) like (.) a tree 97071_98923 &=in so you couldn't see us . 98923_100350 *PATR: (..) So they were making out 100350_102040 (..) &=in and we're sitting there talking and stuff and junk 102040_104664 and then it's like 104664_105430 &=in all of a sudden we hear 105430_106469 (..) &=LIPS 106469_106959 (..) and that was just the damndest noise 106959_109748 and ⌈ a very ⌉ distinctive noise . 109748_111618 *CORI: ⌊ &=laugh ⌋ . 109829_110317 *PATR: &=in so 111618_112564 (..) I'm like 112564_113297 (..) &{l=@ I know they're not &}l=@ doing what I think they're doing 113297_115617 &=in and we're looking around the corner 115617_117167 I couldn't see anything . 117167_118151 *PATR: (.) &=in And then all of a sudden 118151_119357 I saw: 119357_120111 (..) Tom I don't know 120111_121835 took a step back or something 121835_122979 and I could see Tom . 122979_123977 *PATR: (.) &=in Or something 123977_125172 I don't n- know 125172_125793 on: this side of the tree 125793_126742 and then I saw (..) a head . 126742_128716 *PATR: Or a movement (.) lower (..) than what I saw Tom . 128716_131505 *PATR: So then the picture became clear that 131505_133007 &=in he's getting ʔuh head from this chick he didn't even know . 133007_135674 *CORI: &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌈ &=laugh ⌉ . 135674_136547 *PATR: ⌊ And ⌋ that was kinda cool . 136332_137567 *PATR: (..) So 137567_139023 (..) I don't know: if ⌈ he ⌉ . 139023_140691 *CORI: ⌊ So ⌋ did he do her 140451_141302 or did he just get the blowj⌈2ob ⌉2 . 141302_142574 *PATR: ⌊2 J⌋2ust the blowjob . 142410_143373 *PATR: It's like 143373_143909 (.) it was getting late and she had to work in the morn⌈ing ⌉ . 143909_145830 *CORI: ⌊ &=laugh ⌋ &=lengthened &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 145545_147322 *PATR: (..) But 147322_148005 and that's the first chick I ever saw him with here in the United States otherwise . 148005_151543 *PATR: (..) He's only paid for it . 151543_152850 *PATR: You know . 152850_153452 *CORI: (..) Did he pay for it back home ? 153452_154966 *CORI: Or . 154966_155270 *PATR: Yeah 155270_155716 fifty bucks 155716_156500 for hookers 156500_157192 (..) &{l=X well &}l=X 157192_158003 (.) it's kind of a good price 158003_159156 I mean . 159156_159497 *CORI: &=ex . 159497_159856 *PATR: (..) nowadays here 159856_161111 you'd have to like 161111_162106 (..) you know 162106_162921 (.) pay fifty bucks to go out to dinner and a movie 162921_164870 and then: you have to be ʔuh real nice 164870_166401 (..) and then maybe just may:be 166401_168203 something mi:ght happen 168203_169332 i:f she likes you and 169332_170675 &=in if the wind's blowing in the right directio:n and 170675_174120 &=in &{l=WH just &}l=WH no one tripped over anything earlier in that day 174120_176780 and well 176780_177165 &=in (..) take fifty bucks 177165_179056 go get a hooker 179056_179811 and then 179811_180155 (.) go out &{l=@ with your friends &}l=@ and have some fun . 180155_182204 *CORI: (.) Or you could always go down to: that one strip in Chicago . 182204_185431 *PATR: (..) What strip . 185431_186333 *CORI: (..) The one over ʔuh 186333_187780 ʔuh (.) by Crowbar ? 187780_188828 *PATR: (..) No ? 188828_189980 *CORI: (..) It's like (.) by the bridge ? 189980_191816 *PATR: (..) Okay what 191816_193106 (.) what's 193106_193651 (.) what ⌈ ah- ⌉ +... 193651_194392 *CORI: ⌊ There's like ⌋ a whole strip . 194050_195132 *CORI: That's like that whole strip right there . 195132_196476 *CORI: There's all the +/. 196476_196910 *CORI: ʔuh the classic &{l=MRC type of prostitutes⌈: &}l=MRC ⌉ . 196910_199824 *PATR: ⌊ R⌋eally ? 199685_200330 *CORI: Yeah . 200330_200863 *PATR: Hunh . 200863_201105 *CORI: It's like 201105_201442 if you go in the summertime 201442_202633 I m- mean it's just l:ined with em . 202633_204582 *PATR: Wow: 204582_205361 (.) thanks for ⌈ telling me ⌉ . 205361_206501 *CORI: ⌊ Just ⌋ (.) literally (.) l:ined with it 205979_208113 &=in lined with em 208113_208998 and it's like 208998_209569 (..) all these cars are like pulled over 209569_211712 and they're like 211712_212153 ʔy- +/. 212153_212404 *CORI: It's like 212404_212788 (..) &=in . 212788_214023 *PATR: (..) Wow⌈: ⌉ . 214023_215649 *CORI: ⌊ It⌋'s +/. 215430_215711 *CORI: You see all these (..) these hookers 215711_217587 and 217587_217851 you're ⌈ go⌉ing . 217851_218360 *PATR: ⌊ X ⌋ . 217995_218230 *CORI: (..) &{l=VOX okay &}l=VOX . 218360_219260 *PATR: ⌈ X ⌉ . 219260_219582 *CORI: ⌊ it was like ⌋ 219260_219687 so- +/. 219687_219971 *CORI: ʔuh So the one time I went with uh 219971_221637 (..) ʔuh John and (.) ʔuh Zeus 221637_224107 (..) to Crowbar 224107_225446 (..) on Fourth of July and they're 225446_226803 (.) they're all lined out 226803_227874 there's like maybe 227874_228655 &=in probably about a hundred prostitutes 228655_230521 walking up and down the street 230521_231976 &=in ⌈ &=lengthened an⌉:d . 231976_233032 *PATR: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 232254_232663 *CORI: (..) uh: 233032_233912 (..) I was like &{l=Q well 233912_234899 (..) hey 234899_236770 (..) Zeus &}l=Q . 236770_237590 *CORI: It was like 237590_238021 (.) you &{l=@ need a girlfriend &}l=@ ? 238021_239119 *CORI: ⌈ &=laugh &=lengthened &=laugh ⌉ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 239119_240462 *PATR: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ 239119_239587 (.) Cool . 240462_240870 *CORI: &=in &=lengthened &{l=VOX He was like 240870_241877 uh 241877_242284 n:o &}l=VOX ? 242284_243012 *CORI: &=ex &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh 243012_243664 (..) &=in S:o 243664_245092 (.) and then 245092_245785 (.) there was 245785_246594 actually 246594_247116 there was a pr- +/. 247116_247606 *CORI: a Russian prostitute 247606_248966 in Victor's 248966_249587 on Wednesday night . 249587_250604 *PATR: (..) Really 250604_251717 I didn't see her . 251717_252364 *CORI: (..) She was j- +/. 252364_253376 *CORI: She was like standing right by us . 253376_255037 *CORI: (..) ʔAnd 255037_255825 (.) it's cause 255825_256507 Mary was like 256507_257211 (.) oh my God 257211_257676 she always dressed like an alien . 257676_259430 *CORI: &=in And then she always looks so goofy . 259430_261451 *CORI: &=in An⌈d ⌉ . 261451_262286 *PATR: ⌊ N⌋o: 262164_262726 I had never s- +/. 262726_263275 *PATR: I didn't see her . 263275_263969 *PATR: Where was she . 263969_264795 *CORI: (..) Uh 264795_265305 she was to my right . 265305_266715 *CORI: (..) At the bar ? 266715_267898 *CORI: (..) And she had these like spandex pa- +/. 267898_269980 *CORI: I mean she did look like kind of like she had a space outfit on ? 269980_272935 *CORI: (..) It was like (..) black 272935_274861 and it was like the skirt flared out and shit ? 274861_276742 *CORI: And it was just 276742_277161 she kinda looked like a Judy Jetson 277161_278729 I mean she looked really goofy . 278729_280119 *PATR: No . 280119_280444 *PATR: You gotta (.) point her out (.) like Wednesday . 280444_282238 *PATR: (.) &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 282238_283086 *CORI: (.) ʔA:nd &=ex 283086_284143 (..) I was like 284143_285043 (.) oh my Go:d . 285043_286147 *CORI: You know ? 286147_286526 *CORI: So [% laugh] . 286526_286962 *PATR: (..) ʔuh I'll bring some extra money 286962_289155 (.) no ? 289155_289726 *CORI: (.) Um 289726_290571 (.) Mary said 290571_291365 it was like 291365_291670 she's a (.) prostitute 291670_292868 she's really weird too . 292868_294210 *PATR: (..) Wow: . 294210_296169 *PATR: (.) That's kinda cool . 296169_297059 *CORI: (.) &=tsk Yeah so 297059_298013 (..) anyway 298013_300076 that 300076_300424 (.) and then um 300424_301379 (..) I'll never forget the one time Rob and I went down to Chica- +/. 301379_304469 *CORI: (.) I went (.) to visit Rob in Chicago . 304469_306176 *CORI: &=in It was a Sunday afternoon 306176_307688 (.) &=in it was like 307688_308738 (..) probably like three or four in the afternoon . 308738_311155 *CORI: We were like 311155_311502 let's take a drive around the city . 311502_312872 *CORI: &=in You know ? 312872_314105 *CORI: Just (..) for a Sunday drive . 314105_315415 *CORI: So we were driving around in the city and 315415_316889 &=in all of a sudden we see the classic hooker . 316889_319430 *CORI: She's got 319430_320000 &=in the fishnet stockings on 320000_321577 obviously she's like a five-dollar hooker 321577_323595 &=in . 323595_323968 *PATR: Yeah⌈: ⌉ . 323968_324499 *CORI: ⌊ tr⌋ying to get her f- +/. 324231_325062 *CORI: her afternoon f:ix . 325062_326543 *CORI: So that she can (..) go get drugs . 326543_328788 *CORI: &=in &=lengthened And she's got (..) her skirt 328788_331383 she had a miniskirt on . 331383_332495 *CORI: &=in She had her sk- her hand in her s- +/. 332495_334522 *CORI: She's like (..) exposing her bush 334522_336992 (..) a:nd 336992_338096 (..) it's like 338096_339566 (..) you know 339566_341123 using her to:ngue and shit 341123_342325 and she's like leaning 342325_343010 &{l=SM she's like come here &}l=SM 343010_343693 like this to us 343693_344519 and we're like 344519_344956 (..) uh 344956_345721 (.) keep driving . 345721_346541 *CORI: &=laugh &=lengthened 346541_346838 (.) We were like 346838_347314 oh: that was just nasty . 347314_348478 *CORI: ⌈ She just ⌉ looked n:asty . 348478_350051 *PATR: ⌊ XX ⌋ 348478_348787 Wow . 350051_350431 *PATR: Well you could've (.) pulled over and said hello . 350431_352171 *PATR: (..) No but 352171_353480 the only hooker I th:ought I saw 353480_355374 (..) okay 355374_356116 I think I told you about this . 356116_356995 *PATR: When me and Steve Greg and (..) Tom went ʔto: (.) like (.) Chicago ? 356995_361150 *PATR: (..) Did I tell you about that &{l=X one day &}l=X ? 361150_362446 *CORI: &{l=YWN Oh I love that &}l=YWN . 362446_363198 *CORI: (.) Yeah . 363198_363801 *PATR: (.) X⌈XX ⌉ . 363801_364479 *CORI: ⌊ I remem⌋ber that . 364259_364887 *PATR: ⌈2 that hooker ⌉2 +... 364887_365583 *CORI: ⌊2 &=in It was like ⌋2 364887_365583 &{l=VOX oh come on guy:s 365583_366617 I'm not a carjacker &}l=VOX . 366617_367734 *CORI: ⌈ &=laugh &=lengthened &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ . 367734_369176 *PATR: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh 367734_368363 &=in Well ⌋ yeah 368363_369416 but 369416_369712 (.) no this hooker was kinda interesting . 369712_371471 *PATR: &=in (.) U:m 371471_372476 ʔwe were pulling (.) near (.) Crowbar 372476_374595 we were looking for +/. 374595_375198 *PATR: pulling out 375198_375737 &=in uh 375737_376331 we saw this hooker . 376331_377374 *PATR: (..) Across the street . 377374_378683 *PATR: (.) Kinda waving us over . 378683_379995 *PATR: (..) A:nd I'm looking at it 379995_381599 and everyone's like saying 381599_382806 yeah 382806_383143 pull over pull over pull over . 383143_384843 *PATR: (..) You know 384843_385802 and I'm like 385802_386459 okay: 386459_387152 this is kinda cool 387152_387946 (..) uh: 387946_389194 (..) s:o: 389194_391443 (..) I'm thinking 391443_392705 okay just for a joke 392705_393791 we should pull over or say something . 393791_395404 *PATR: (..) But the:n 395404_396872 (..) I looked over to the right . 396872_399354 *CORI: (..) &=COUGH . 399354_400155 *PATR: and there's this white v:an . 400155_401622 *PATR: (..) Clea:n white van 401622_403343 in: (.) &=in (..) warehouse district . 403343_406201 *PATR: (..) You know 406201_407108 s:itting there 407108_408065 (..) you know across the street from this hooker . 408065_410403 *PATR: (..) And I'm like 410403_411669 (.) n:o: 411669_412309 I'm not [% laugh] gonna be on Cops . 412309_413880 *PATR: &=in Cause that's what it was . 413880_415412 *PATR: (.) And then she eventually like 415412_416729 we started drive away 416729_417631 &=in and then she started walking towards the white van 417631_420102 &{l=X it's a front [% laugh] man &}l=X 420102_421100 (..) but 421100_422257 (..) that's the only hooker we've seen . 422257_423944 *CORI: (..) Oh no this one 423944_425527 on 425527_426106 (..) that whole +/. 426106_427183 *CORI: (..) It was like you know when you go +/. 427183_428870 *CORI: (..) When you (.) turn off the freeway 428870_430413 by that Blockbuster 430413_431194 and you turn left ? 431194_432092 *PATR: Mhm . 432092_432519 *CORI: &=in Okay . 432519_433202 *CORI: (..) It's like y- +/. 433202_433846 *CORI: W- +/. 433846_434071 *CORI: (.) And you're going straight ? 434071_435110 *CORI: And you go over that bridge 435110_436499 (..) just (.) before you hit the bridge 436499_438834 and on: the bridge 438834_440083 (..) until you get to that street that (.) you turn on Crowbar 440083_442796 it's a:ll lined with hookers 442796_444086 in the summertime ? 444086_444976 *PATR: (.) &=ex 444976_445444 So why don't they like bust em . 445444_447233 *CORI: (.) No there are cops there that bust em . 447233_449643 *PATR: (..) They just keep going back though . 449643_451549 *CORI: Yeah . 451549_451895 *CORI: They just keep going back . 451895_453059 *PATR: (.) Wow⌈: ⌉ . 453059_453625 *CORI: ⌊ It's li⌋:ke 453415_453773 now: it's too cold (.) for them 453773_455625 (.) but 455625_456163 (..) uh 456163_457059 (..) otherwise (.) they 457059_458442 (..) there's like 458442_459347 the whole strip is just the clas⌈sic type of ⌉ (.) hookers . 459347_462363 *PATR: ⌊ &=THROAT ⌋ 460759_461428 (.) Thank you for the information . 462363_463767 *CORI: (.) You're ⌈ welcome ⌉ . 463767_464477 *PATR: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ &=laugh 464066_464750 (..) I'll sure remember that . 464750_465897 *PATR: Next time I'm like 465897_466788 (..) feeling kinda bored . 466788_468352 *CORI: (..) And once 468352_469769 it was kind of funny cause uh 469769_471124 (.) &=SNIFF (..) it was like 471124_472502 all these cops are like (..) there . 472502_474601 *CORI: (.) You know they're like driving 474601_475808 they don't do anything . 475808_477000 *PATR: (..) Hm . 477000_478244 *CORI: (.) Some of em . 478244_479178 *CORI: (..) You know they just keep driving 479178_481008 you know or they'll 481008_481404 &=in they'll stop 481404_482151 and they'll like (.) talk to the girls or whatever and . 482151_484452 *PATR: (.) &{l=X Really &}l=X cool . 484452_485078 *CORI: (.) and shit . 485078_485697 *PATR: get lucky on duty XX . 485697_487123 *CORI: (..) Did you hear about that cop (.) in Milwaukee ? 487123_489797 *PATR: Oh: yeah 489797_490367 I loved that . 490367_490858 *PATR: I thought it was funny ? 490858_491689 *PATR: (..) That was (.) h:ilarious 491689_494314 that shit with that +/. 494314_495086 *PATR: (..) Ah who cares 495086_496707 &{l=X it's &}l=X not me . 496707_497321 *CORI: (.) &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 497321_498009 *PATR: Dumbass . 498009_498577 *PATR: (..) So 498577_501419 (..) u:m 501419_502369 (.) like what are we doing 502369_503311 we:'re gonna grab some movies a:nd . 503311_504865 *CORI: (.) Yeah . 504865_505540 *CORI: (..) ⌈ &{l=X looks like &}l=X ⌉ . 505540_506865 *PATR: ⌊ drink ⌋ 506284_506865 (.) cause it's still early . 506865_508170 *PATR: (.) Cause you're too sober for me . 508170_509550 *CORI: (..) ⌈ Well do ⌉ you wanna grab me a beer ? 509550_512073 *PATR: ⌊ &=laugh ⌋ 510843_511077 (..) &{l=X Guess &}l=X . 512073_513974 *CORI: (..) Please ? 513974_514766 *PATR: (..) &=SIGH &=lengthened . 514766_515650 *CORI: (..) Watch out for the lasagna . 515650_517122 *PATR: &{l=X No I like that we were ⌈ dying &}l=X ⌉ . 517122_518651 *CORI: ⌊ I have- ⌋ +/. 518106_518651 *CORI: (..) I have lasagna . 518651_520055 *PATR: (.) Did you eat it 520055_520654 or ⌈ should we X ⌉ +... 520654_521312 *CORI: ⌊ Or ⌋ mostaccioli 520823_521609 I'm sorry . 521609_522258 *PATR: (..) Okay cool 522258_523117 I was just about to say: 523117_524110 ⌈ did you want ⌉ +... 524110_524585 *CORI: ⌊ We can ⌋ heat it up . 524110_525148 *PATR: (..) Did you wanna get some m:unchies 525148_526708 that's what I was ⌈ gonna say- ⌉ +... 526708_527538 *CORI: ⌊ I have ⌋ +/. 527097_527538 *CORI: I have pizza too . 527538_528470 *PATR: (..) &=COUGH 528470_529008 (..) Oh 529008_529749 too bad we don't have a lot of money 529749_531117 I feel like &=in &{l=VOX &{l=% something s:picy 531117_533157 like (..) Chinese or &}l=% &}l=VOX . 533157_535285 *CORI: (..) Have Wong's Wok (.) near here . 535285_537615 *PATR: (.) &=SNIFF (.) Hey 537615_538641 (..) don't knock Wong's ⌈ Wok . 538641_540348 *CORI: ⌊ &=in Oh I'm not ⌋ . 540134_541313 *PATR: (.) &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ 540348_541313 &=in It's ⌈2 X ⌉2 +... 541313_542132 *CORI: ⌊2 I (.) I ⌋2 eat Wong's Wok all the time . 541748_543809 *PATR: I don't know . 543809_544075 *PATR: Did you wanna do something like that ? 544075_545235 *PATR: Or no . 545235_545683 *CORI: Yeah 545683_546148 let me just kinda wake up and liven up a ⌈ little &{l=X here &}l=X ⌉ . 546148_548774 *PATR: ⌊ And put ⌋ on some clothes ? 548423_549540 *PATR: (..) &{l=WH &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &}l=WH 549540_551583 &=in Well you don't have to put on any cl⌈othes ⌉ . 551583_553205 *CORI: ⌊ But it's ⌋ like 553001_553452 ʔy- you know it's like I have to 553452_555003 (.) also watch Melrose Place . 555003_556902 *PATR: (.) Oh: lo:rd 556902_558185 I av:oided +/. 558185_558944 *PATR: (.) How long's that show been on 558944_560104 like four years ? 560104_561199 *CORI: (..) W- 561199_562549 three or four . 562549_563327 *PATR: (..) I've avoided watching that show 563327_565772 (..) for four (.) years . 565772_567788 *CORI: (..) Well I don't care . 567788_568875 *CORI: It's my f:avorite show 568875_570249 &=in and tonight (.) Billy finds out about 570249_573019 (..) his (.) little b:itch wife (..) lied to him 573019_577173 (..) she uh 577173_578221 (..) told him that she was pregnant ? 578221_580005 *PATR: (..) Yeah ? 580005_581038 *CORI: And she exhibited all the classic signs and shit ? 581038_583518 *CORI: &=in And they told everyone ? 583518_584939 *CORI: (..) Well 584939_585609 (.) it was 585609_586003 (.) turned out that she just wanted it so bad ? 586003_588555 *CORI: (..) That uh 588555_590311 (..) that (..) she (..) had signs that she was pregnant ? 590311_595789 *CORI: (..) And 595789_598331 (.) so 598331_598994 now she's like uh 598994_600189 (..) he's gonna divorce her I think . 600189_602288 *CORI: Thank God . 602288_603130 *PATR: (..) Man . 603130_605120 *CORI: (..) Cause he belonged with Billy 605120_607293 or I mean (.) Allison anyway . 607293_608848 *PATR: (..) You didn't tell me that the mostaccioli was like &{l=@ right on top &}l=@ of the beer 608848_613547 (.) I got my hand like f:ive inches ⌈ d:eep in the damn thing ⌉ . 613547_617653 *CORI: ⌊ &=laugh &=lengthened &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ 615757_617653 (..) Paper towel ? 617653_619683 *PATR: (..) &=ex . 619683_620473 *CORI: (..) &=COUGH . 620473_620996 *PATR: No 620996_621325 I wiped it off on my j:acket . 621325_622806 *PATR: &{l=% So um &}l=% . 622806_623129 *CORI: (..) &=laugh ⌈ &=lengthened &=laugh ⌉ . 623129_623851 *PATR: ⌊ Now my ⌋ do:g is gonna l:ick my coat . 623535_625805 *CORI: (..) Why is my hand so tender today . 625805_628777 *CORI: (.) ʔuh . 628777_629156 *PATR: (.) I don't know⌈: ⌉ . 629156_629938 *CORI: ⌊ Usu⌋ally I can open this . 629752_631210 *CORI: (..) Without help . 631210_632418 *PATR: (.) ʔuh Mm . 632418_633077 *CORI: (.) Shit . 633077_633720 *CORI: (..) &=SIGH &=lengthened . 633720_636967 *PATR: (..) One of these days I'll have a really fun drunken New Year . 636967_640472 *CORI: (.) &=ex &=lengthened 640472_641159 (.) &=in (.) Well 641159_642373 maybe next year . 642373_643256 *CORI: Because I'll be 643256_644260 (.) it's like 644260_644804 there's no way I work in another 644804_646390 (..) it's like 646390_647227 I'll be out of (..) bar business by that time . 647227_649725 *CORI: Cause I'm not working (.) another fucking New Year's . 649725_652157 *PATR: &=in I wouldn't mind going into Chicago: . 652157_654412 *CORI: (.) &=in Yeah 654412_655153 that's what I wanna do . 655153_656256 *PATR: (..) That's (.) gonna be my X plan 656256_658286 oh 658286_658639 &=in (.) u:m 658639_659902 &=in so far I've talked to everyone 659902_661346 everyone said yeah 661346_662200 but 662200_662364 ʔuh who knows 662364_663092 the money might not be there . 663092_663977 *PATR: &=in We're planning to go to New York ʔi:n (.) nineteen ninety-nine . 663977_666876 *CORI: (..) Cool . 666876_668082 *PATR: (..) Two thousand we're gonna be in New York somewhere . 668082_670186 *PATR: (.) &=in You're welcome to come along . 670186_671859 *CORI: That'd be cool . 671859_672605 *PATR: (.) &=in I thought so: . 672605_674070 *PATR: (..) Well hopefully I won't be with Natalie by then so . 674070_676624 *PATR: (..) ⌈ &{l=X Which'd be- &}l=X ⌉ +... 676624_678477 *CORI: ⌊ God I ⌋ hope not . 678063_679221 *PATR: ʔYeah: . 679221_679739 *CORI: (.) That'll ruin everything . 679739_680947 *PATR: &=laugh &=laugh 680947_681488 (.) &=in (.) Yeah: 681488_682849 (.) my social life is going downhill . 682849_684818 *PATR: (..) Well my social life is n:aturally going downhill 684818_689625 because everyone I know is getting old . 689625_691296 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 691296_692414 *PATR: which really sucks . 692414_693743 *CORI: (..) Sh:it . 693743_694641 *CORI: Football . 694641_695240 *CORI: (..) I hate football . 695240_696778 *CORI: (.) &=ex &=lengthened . 696778_697497 *PATR: Yeah: 697497_697843 same here . 697843_698447 *PATR: (..) Everyone's getting ol:d 698447_700845 no one wants to drink anymo:re 700845_702660 everyone's got girlfriends that they care about . 702660_705304 *CORI: (..) I know 705304_706837 it's like I don't even hear from Gregg anymore 706837_708855 (..) what's up with that . 708855_710356 *PATR: (..) I don't know 710356_711164 he 711164_711546 (.) ʔuh Kathy's gonna be go:ne for two weeks so . 711546_714227 *CORI: &=in So all of a sudden he- it's like 714227_715664 (.) he's gonna spring back into our lives 715664_717596 hoping ? 717596_718076 *PATR: Prob⌈ably ⌉ . 718076_718879 *CORI: ⌊ I don't (.) ⌋ think so . 718330_719749 *PATR: (..) Well ever since he heard that I was having problems with my band 719749_723087 you know 723087_723367 he's been calling me a lot more: 723367_724810 we've been hanging out and stuff 724810_726174 (..) &=SNIFF . 726174_727114 *CORI: (..) I just (.) really +/. 727114_731024 *CORI: (.) ʔuh 731024_731259 (..) That's what pisses me off . 731259_732568 *CORI: Cause like 732568_733010 ʔuh the same thing is going on with uh 733010_735064 (..) with (..) Marlisse . 735064_739271 *CORI: (..) You know 739271_740242 it's 740242_740570 (..) it was like 740570_741687 (.) all of a sudden 741687_742566 (..) well here we did all this stuff 742566_744379 (..) and 744379_745500 (.) for about a month now she's had a boyfriend ? 745500_747721 *PATR: (..) M⌈hm ⌉ . 747721_748746 *CORI: ⌊ And ⌋ 748352_748746 I call her 748746_749465 (.) she's never home . 749465_750335 *CORI: (.) It's like 750335_750897 (..) uh 750897_752294 (.) I got a hold of her: (.) yesterday 752294_754373 actually 754373_755012 (..) I mean I even tried to call her on New Y- +/. 755012_757103 *CORI: (.) on Christmas . 757103_758196 *CORI: (.) And she wasn't there 758196_759441 (..) a:nd 759441_760784 (..) now it's like 760784_762230 (..) I'm like 762230_764595 uh: 764595_765021 where the hell are you ? 765021_765843 *CORI: You know 765843_766298 and 766298_766577 (..) I haven't ⌈ seen you in a ⌉ while . 766577_768306 *PATR: ⌊ Mhm ⌋ . 767249_767711 *CORI: (..) &{l=VOX &{l=HI like X I'm sorry &}l=HI &}l=VOX 768306_769935 and then she's going out of tow:n 769935_771376 (.) Florida for: 771376_772697 (.) till like school starts now 772697_774411 (..) on the third . 774411_775962 *PATR: (.) Yeah 775962_776583 (..) &=in . 776583_777896 *CORI: (..) So . 777896_779305 *PATR: (..) It all ⌈ sucks ⌉ . 779305_780352 *CORI: ⌊ I remember ⌋ this story . 779811_781021 *PATR: (.) &=SNIFF 781021_781591 (..) It all sucks 781591_783134 because 783134_783571 it's one thing like for me and you to hang out 783571_785734 and stuff like that at Victor's 785734_787112 an:d whatever 787112_787826 &=in but 787826_788608 (..) we're at two to- (.) totally different social levels . 788608_791274 *PATR: I mean it's easier for women to walk into a bar 791274_793545 (..) not know anyone 793545_794841 and then come out knowing everybody . 794841_796351 *PATR: &=in It's hard for a guy to 796351_797964 because then he comes off like a big huge pervert . 797964_800078 *PATR: &=in So 800078_800883 (.) I'd have to be chasing you around 800883_802570 and cramping your style 802570_803466 it's just cool that 803466_804145 all the girls go out 804145_804991 and all guys go out 804991_806042 &=in and if you're two social: (.) whatever 806042_808473 at the same bouncing around know everybody level 808473_810851 &=in it's cool . 810851_811980 *PATR: (.) You know 811980_812664 (..) &=in cause I don't wanna sit here and drag you down 812664_815610 and (..) stuff and junk . 815610_818055 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 818055_832237 *PATR: Cool . 832237_832787 *CORI: (..) You remember this story ? 832787_834573 *PATR: No . 834573_835021 *PATR: What ⌈ is it ⌉ . 835021_835483 *CORI: ⌊ This ⌋ +/. 835102_835483 *CORI: (.) ʔThis guy 835483_836408 (.) this is a true story 836408_837810 (..) uh 837810_838655 (..) he took a +/. 838655_840570 *CORI: (..) &{l=X It's &}l=X +/. 840570_841415 *CORI: (.) Well it took em like tw- +/. 841415_842594 *CORI: over twenty years to catch this guy . 842594_844285 *CORI: He went and shot his entire f:amily . 844285_846500 *CORI: (..) And then disappeared . 846500_848525 *PATR: (..) Well ? 848525_849654 *PATR: (..) So why did he shoot his family . 849654_855025 *CORI: (..) Cause he was afraid that their morality was going downhill . 855025_858553 *PATR: (..) Well 858553_860018 (..) yeah⌈: ⌉ ? 860018_861579 *CORI: ⌊ So ⌋ he shot his mother 861286_862603 his kids and his wife . 862603_863977 *CORI: (..) Oh and his daughter . 863977_867486 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 867486_877459 *PATR: (..) &=laugh &=laugh 877459_879348 Uh-oh 879348_879963 (.) &{l=MRC then the milkman comes &}l=MRC . 879963_881714 *PATR: (.) &{l=VOX &{l=WH I can kick em 881714_882694 I can kick em &}l=WH &}l=VOX . 882694_883472 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 883472_898679 *PATR: &=laugh 898679_898987 (..) I +/. 898987_901862 *PATR: (..) &{l=MRC I don't think it's all sick and twisted &}l=MRC . 901862_904681 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 904681_919635 *CORI: &=in You know the last time I s- seen gr- 919635_921589 it was like 921589_921894 (..) last night I was f- 921894_923211 (.) ʔuh watching- +/. 923211_924023 *CORI: You know it was like 924023_924545 I was at Victor's 924545_925152 and all of a sudden I saw Showgirls ? 925152_926657 *PATR: Mhm ? 926657_927338 *CORI: Was on 927338_927917 (..) or 927917_928965 on videotape now ? 928965_930113 *CORI: (..) ⌈ A:n⌉d ah . 930113_932979 *PATR: ⌊ &=in ⌋ . 932030_932525 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 932979_941871 *PATR: &=SNIFF &{l=VOX Cool . 941871_942686 *PATR: &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh 942686_943404 Shoot her &}l=VOX . 943404_943931 *PATR: (..) Don't have her look at you . 943931_947572 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 947572_963133 *CORI: That was the last time I did anything with Gregg though . 963133_965485 *PATR: (..) That was when . 965485_967142 *CORI: (..) &=in Oh 967142_968439 and you know what also hap- 968439_969341 is like they wound up not 969341_970564 (..) their bod- +/. 970564_972189 *CORI: ʔuh Since he like (.) cancelled all this stuff 972189_973911 and like he pulled +/. 973911_974743 *CORI: &=in He had said it's like 974743_975750 ʔuh you know 975750_976119 I'm pulling my kids out of school 976119_977220 I'm taking em out 977220_977793 (..) out for a vacation and shit ? 977793_979901 *CORI: (..) And all this and that 979901_980996 (..) &=in so no one suspected that the family was dead . 980996_984120 *PATR: (..) For how long . 984120_985834 *CORI: (.) A month 985834_986501 or two months⌈: ⌉ . 986501_987842 *PATR: ⌊ Wow ⌋ . 987328_987842 *CORI: (..) So they were like laying there 987842_989369 in the house 989369_989975 and all of a sudden it's like started stinking 989975_991512 and someone walked in the house 991512_992714 and found all their decomposed bodies ? 992714_994503 *CORI: &=in And he 994503_995117 by this time he had disappeared . 995117_996705 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 996705_1005225 *CORI: &=THROAT &=THROAT . 1005225_1006384 *PATR: (..) Cool . 1006384_1008459 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1008459_1012383 *PATR: (..) Cool . 1012383_1014090 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1014090_1019904 *PATR: (..) Cool . 1019904_1022884 *PATR: (..) &{l=X Works for me &}l=X . 1022884_1024486 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1024486_1036280 *PATR: (..) ⌈ That's ru⌉de . 1036280_1037456 *CORI: ⌊ S:o ⌋ . 1036565_1037137 *PATR: (..) After twenty years 1037456_1038968 they could let the guy go . 1038968_1040052 *CORI: (..) &=laugh . 1040052_1040813 *PATR: (.) You [% laugh] know [% laugh] . 1040813_1041496 *CORI: He killed his whole fucking family though . 1041496_1043497 *PATR: (..) Yeah that's twenty years ago . 1043497_1046104 *PATR: (..) He didn't do it since . 1046104_1047767 *PATR: (..) &=laugh &=laugh 1047767_1049013 (.) &=THROAT 1049013_1049712 (.) At least they're now moral . 1049712_1051093 *CORI: (..) Ts: [% laugh] . 1051093_1053048 *PATR: &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh 1053048_1053986 (..) Wha:t [% laugh] . 1053986_1055083 *CORI: (..) I can't believe your rationale . 1055083_1057202 *PATR: (.) &=SNORT 1057202_1057691 &{l=@ You know I was just joking &}l=@ . 1057691_1059098 *PATR: (..) &=THROAT 1059098_1060980 I would never 1060980_1061661 (..) like you know 1061661_1062966 s:eriously 1062966_1063869 think about walking up th- behind someone with a gun . 1063869_1066572 *PATR: (..) And like (.) p:ulling the trigger 1066572_1068557 (.) and watching your brains splatter all over the nice white +/. 1068557_1071126 *PATR: I mean 1071126_1071730 (.) I mean 1071730_1072166 all over the wall . 1072166_1073099 *CORI: (..) &=ex . 1073099_1073880 *PATR: &{l=@ No I'm just joking &}l=@ . 1073880_1074963 *PATR: &=SNIFF (.) Just wanted to scare you a little bit . 1074963_1077013 *PATR: (.) Did you catch the little reference to wh:ite wall ? 1077013_1079157 *PATR: (..) You know whitewalls 1079157_1080288 see . 1080288_1080694 *CORI: &=laugh &=lengthened ⌈ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ . 1080694_1082006 *PATR: ⌊ get it 1081098_1081327 (.) no I'm just ⌋ joking 1081327_1082472 (..) &=SNIFF &=lengthened &=SIGH &=lengthened 1082472_1084498 I wish I was at Metropolis yesterday . 1084498_1086031 *PATR: I think it would've been cool . 1086031_1087298 *PATR: (.) I think (.) Gregg and them would have been a little bit more motivated . 1087298_1089997 *PATR: (..) Than at The Planet ? 1089997_1091358 *PATR: (..) You know 1091358_1092008 cause there's no foo:d or nothing ? 1092008_1093628 *CORI: (.) We didn't have food either . 1093628_1094847 *PATR: Well that s:ucks . 1094847_1095996 *PATR: (..) New Years are going downhill now . 1095996_1098132 *CORI: (..) &=in We used to . 1098132_1101152 *PATR: (..) I think I liked her before . 1101152_1104195 *CORI: (..) With all her ⌈ chubby ⌉ stuff ? 1104195_1106245 *PATR: ⌊ &=SNIFF ⌋ 1105548_1105876 Yeah: . 1106245_1106744 *PATR: (..) &=SNIFF I don't like em b:one ⌈ thin ⌉ . 1106744_1109888 *CORI: ⌊ I still don't ⌋ +/. 1109355_1109888 *CORI: I think she's ugly . 1109888_1111175 *PATR: (.) Yeah 1111175_1111577 still ugly 1111577_1112337 yeah I know . 1112337_1112837 *PATR: (..) But 1112837_1114209 I like- +/. 1114209_1114479 *PATR: I don't like (..) like (.) s:uper skinny (.) railly: 1114479_1117934 (.) r:ib poking me in my like whatever ? 1117934_1120671 *PATR: &=in You know ? 1120671_1121850 *PATR: (..) &=SNIFF 1121850_1122485 (..) I like it when you can like (.) poke a female 1122485_1125850 ʔa:nd she jiggles for like two seconds after⌈wards . 1125850_1128567 *CORI: ⌊ &=laugh &=lengthened &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 1128295_1129130 *PATR: I like ⌉ +/. 1128567_1129130 *PATR: I like that . 1129130_1129872 *PATR: (..) &=SNIFF &=lengthened 1129872_1130732 (..) I like em h:ealthy . 1130732_1133567 *PATR: (..) &=in I like when we can sit d⌈own to ⌉ +... 1133567_1135487 *CORI: ⌊ Ro⌋bust ? 1135178_1135943 *PATR: &{l=VOX Yeah &}l=VOX . 1135943_1136443 *CORI: Well then I don't understand why you like Rita . 1136443_1138340 *PATR: (..) Cause she's got like awesome eyes . 1138340_1141277 *CORI: (..) Oh . 1141277_1142161 *CORI: But she's like a s:- +/. 1142161_1142925 *CORI: She's like a (..) walking s:keleton . 1142925_1146733 *CORI: Ma:n . 1146733_1147063 *PATR: I agree 1147063_1147651 but she's got nice eyes . 1147651_1148823 *PATR: (..) I mean I I (.) I like her 1148823_1150966 but um 1150966_1151266 I mean we never 1151266_1152349 I could never date her . 1152349_1153477 *PATR: (..) Cause there's a difference for me 1153477_1154836 I like a lo:t of people . 1154836_1156026 *PATR: Like for instance 1156026_1156883 &=in um 1156883_1158002 (..) your friend ? 1158002_1158956 *CORI: (..) ⌈ Oh ⌉ Beth ? 1158956_1160154 *PATR: ⌊ X ⌋ 1159554_1159806 Yeah: . 1160154_1160673 *PATR: (..) I could date her . 1160673_1162659 *PATR: (..) Did you just like accidentally tell her what I told you to tell her ? 1162659_1166053 *CORI: Yeah . 1166053_1166528 *PATR: What'd she say . 1166528_1167197 *CORI: Well actually she was interested in that guy at the Country Kitchen . 1167197_1169990 *PATR: (.) I know . 1169990_1170694 *PATR: (..) That s:ucks . 1170694_1172940 *PATR: (..) My heart's broken . 1172940_1174653 *CORI: (..) I'm sorry . 1174653_1175782 *PATR: (..) Mm 1175782_1176895 (..) now do you see why I didn't go ? 1176895_1179160 *CORI: (..) Yeah . 1179160_1180183 *PATR: &=laugh &=lengthened &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 1180183_1181104 *CORI: But it turned out he didn't even show up I guess . 1181104_1182814 *PATR: (.) ⌈ Ahha⌉: . 1182814_1183735 *CORI: ⌊ &{l=X Where &}l=X ⌋ +... 1183126_1183458 *PATR: (..) &{l=F Good &}l=F . 1183735_1184687 *PATR: (..) ʔF- [% laugh] +/. 1184687_1185696 *PATR: &{l=@ T- ⌈ you can tell her ⌉ I said that too &}l=@ . 1185696_1188038 *CORI: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 1185979_1186817 *PATR: &=in And it's got me on t:ape saying it . 1188038_1190500 *PATR: (..) Damn it . 1190500_1192455 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1192455_1202502 *PATR: &{l=X Wow &}l=X . 1202502_1202944 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1202944_1235584 *PATR: Cool . 1235584_1236175 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1236175_1253261 *PATR: To just burn his house ? 1253261_1254621 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1254621_1266765 *PATR: No: . 1266765_1267360 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1267360_1276285 *PATR: &=SNORT 1276285_1276654 (..) Eighteen [% laugh] years [% laugh] 1276654_1277639 &{l=MRC let the guy go &}l=MRC . 1277639_1278769 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1278769_1286054 *PATR: (.) Ooh: . 1286054_1286877 *CORI: This was the first time that it was done ? 1286877_1288816 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1288816_1315249 *PATR: &{l=P Wow &}l=P . 1315249_1315838 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1315838_1324750 *CORI: Recede . 1324750_1325568 *PATR: (..) Hm ? 1325568_1328200 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1328200_1348151 *PATR: Wow . 1348151_1348841 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1348841_1362076 *PATR: T- +/. 1362076_1362386 *PATR: (..) &=in ⌈ Hm ⌉ . 1362386_1363658 *CORI: ⌊ &=in ⌋ Why wouldn't you leave the country . 1363338_1365179 *CORI: (.) &=in &=COUGH 1365179_1366152 I would leave the country . 1366152_1367233 *PATR: Yeah . 1367233_1367724 *PATR: (..) I'd be pissed though . 1367724_1369969 *PATR: (.) I mean 1369969_1370569 (..) twenty year:s to get away with it 1370569_1372565 all of a sudden 1372565_1373039 &=KNOCKING 1373039_1374076 (..) &{l=VOX poli:ce &}l=VOX . 1374076_1375000 *PATR: &=laugh &=lengthened . 1375000_1375314 *CORI: &=laugh &=laugh ⌈ &=laugh ⌉ . 1375314_1375944 *PATR: ⌊ &=laugh ⌋ 1375730_1375965 &{l=X Ba:d [% laugh] &}l=X . 1375965_1376388 *CORI: (..) I don't know why: . 1376388_1380590 *CORI: (.) It's 1380590_1381052 (.) like why would you wanna stay there . 1381052_1383149 *CORI: (..) ʔUh stay in the United States . 1383149_1385025 *CORI: If I would +/. 1385025_1385511 *CORI: (..) I mean ʔuh 1385511_1386526 if you could commit the (.) perfect crime 1386526_1388847 (.) get away with it 1388847_1389812 (.) &=in would you stay in the country 1389812_1391776 (.) or would you leave . 1391776_1392734 *PATR: (..) It'd be kinda hard to like 1392734_1395001 (..) go to a like another country you know ? 1395001_1397754 *PATR: (..) ⌈ Espec- ⌉ +... 1397754_1398652 *CORI: ⌊ Well I ⌋ mean 1398375_1398795 he had like twenty thousand dollars . 1398795_1400487 *CORI: (.) Okay ? 1400487_1401168 *PATR: (.) In nineteen seventy . 1401168_1402251 *CORI: In seventy . 1402251_1402959 *CORI: (..) That's like (.) so 1402959_1404251 (..) so it's like 1404251_1408102 all she had (.) to do 1408102_1409415 (..) he had to do 1409415_1410497 was like get on a plane 1410497_1411623 go to England . 1411623_1412494 *CORI: (.) Get a work permit and shit . 1412494_1413938 *PATR: (.) Mm . 1413938_1414393 *PATR: (..) &{l=X Had ⌈ some &}l=X ⌉ +... 1414393_1416368 *CORI: ⌊ H:e had ⌋ a thirty-day head start . 1416111_1418071 *PATR: (..) Yeah 1418071_1418952 that's true . 1418952_1419403 *PATR: Plus he was already at airport . 1419403_1420769 *PATR: (..) &{l=X Could've jet ⌈ somewhere &}l=X ⌉ . 1420769_1422193 *CORI: ⌊ Yeah ⌋ . 1421605_1422193 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1422193_1456032 *PATR: &=SNIFF . 1456032_1456521 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1456521_1461735 *PATR: &{l=P Woah &}l=P . 1461735_1462218 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1462218_1468378 *PATR: I wouldn't carry my own (.) paperwork . 1468378_1470410 *CORI: (.) &=laugh &=lengthened ⌈ (.) &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ . 1470410_1471653 *PATR: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh Forget [% laugh] ⌋ that [% laugh] 1470876_1471908 I'm g:uilty 1471908_1472540 I wouldn't carry it . 1472540_1473338 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1473338_1480961 *PATR: T- +... 1480961_1481255 *ENV: &=TELEVISION . 1481255_1491907 *CORI: Ah: jee:z . 1491907_1492791 *CORI: ʔI ʔit- ʔuh +... 1492791_1493462 *PATR: (..) In:sanity . 1493462_1495900 *CORI: (..) I mean it's it's 1495900_1497473 kinda reminds me of that 1497473_1498801 (..) co- +/. 1498801_1499404 *CORI: It's like 1499404_1499876 (.) I I'm surprised something like hi:m di- 1499876_1502237 (..) you know like uh (..) Dahmer ? 1502237_1504310 *CORI: (.) And ⌈ what's ⌉ his name . 1504310_1505301 *PATR: ⌊ Mm ⌋ . 1504641_1504887 *CORI: that other guy ? 1505301_1506044 *PATR: (.) Mhm . 1506044_1506696 *CORI: (..) Did happen to him . 1506696_1508067 *CORI: (..) Cause they're like weaker type men . 1508067_1512489 *CORI: (.) You know in prison they'd never survive . 1512489_1514429 *PATR: (..) I know . 1514429_1515480 *PATR: (.) Not if you hurt women . 1515480_1516758 *PATR: (..) Then you become one . 1516758_1519402 *PATR: &=laugh &=laugh ⌈ &=laugh ⌉ . 1519402_1519950 *CORI: ⌊ &=laugh ⌋ &=lengthened &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 1519693_1520542 *PATR: (..) Even though it wouldn't ⌈2 be ba⌉2:d . 1520542_1522557 *CORI: ⌊2 Well ⌋2 . 1522067_1522387 *PATR: to have some guy named Bubba 1522557_1523635 well 1523635_1523961 we won't go there . 1523961_1524651 *PATR: (.) &=laugh &=laugh ⌈ &=laugh ⌉ . 1524651_1525267 *CORI: ⌊ &=laugh &=ex ⌋ &=lengthened 1525085_1526040 &=in (.) Well that doesn't- +/. 1526040_1527243 *CORI: B:een reading those b:ooks is like 1527243_1528871 oh my God 1528871_1529523 it's like there 1529523_1530180 (.) there's this one 1530180_1531129 (..) like they (..) tell like (.) the (.) different guys' point of view sometime ? 1531129_1536043 *CORI: &=in And this ⌈ one guy⌉: . 1536043_1537344 *PATR: ⌊ &=SNIFF ⌋ . 1536699_1537096 *CORI: (..) he uh . 1537344_1539825 *PATR: &=SNIFF . 1539825_1540352 *CORI: (..) there- +/. 1540352_1542248 *CORI: (.) Well actually they tell like a couple different guys' n- point of view 1542248_1545112 (..) and the guys get raped too . 1545112_1546892 *PATR: (..) ⌈ Ah:⌉: . 1546892_1548195 *CORI: ⌊ And then like ⌋ 1547445_1547882 (.) and then they'll like (.) take these (..) b:utt plugs 1548195_1551590 or whatever you wanna call em 1551590_1552861 (.) &=in and they'll sh:ove it up their anus: 1552861_1555146 (..) and 1555146_1556293 (..) they have to walk around with it ? 1556293_1558711 *PATR: (.) Ah: . 1558711_1559653 *CORI: (.) And then they have 1559653_1560556 (.) ʔit's like 1560556_1561226 (..) sometimes they'll like (.) stuff this other gag in their mouth 1561226_1564573 that's the shape of a penis ? 1564573_1565937 *CORI: (.) And like tie it on their face . 1565937_1567673 *PATR: ⌈ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ . 1567673_1568603 *CORI: ⌊ &=in And they have to walk- ⌋ +/. 1567673_1568603 *CORI: &=in And it's like 1568603_1569265 this one (..) guy was t- say it was like 1569265_1572551 &=in (..) they got sent to the village . 1572551_1574894 *CORI: (.) Which you don't wanna get sent to the village . 1574894_1576717 *CORI: (..) ʔBut they do . 1576717_1578121 *CORI: (.) And 1578121_1578770 (..) they go 1578770_1579672 (.) it was like this one guy 1579672_1580691 he gets this master . 1580691_1581819 *CORI: &=in (.) And 1581819_1582777 (..) he winds up 1582777_1583918 (.) the master fi- (.) falls in love with him 1583918_1585696 but he was like 1585696_1586313 &=in (.) like the day before 1586313_1587804 he makes him: walk around 1587804_1588864 he's like a m- (.) human (.) pony . 1588864_1590600 *CORI: &=in (..) And they stick the 1590600_1592296 (.) the thing up his anus ? 1592296_1593965 *CORI: (..) &=tsk And it's got like ⌈ a horse h- ⌉ +... 1593965_1596022 *PATR: ⌊ A tail ⌋ . 1595434_1596022 *CORI: A tail . 1596022_1596707 *PATR: Yeah⌈: ⌉ . 1596707_1597106 *CORI: ⌊ &=in ⌋ And 1596800_1597593 he has to run around the city 1597593_1599066 he's like pulling a cart with these other people . 1599066_1601240 *CORI: (..) &=in Pulling this cart around 1601240_1603000 with this thing up his (.) b:utt . 1603000_1604848 *PATR: Mhm⌈: ⌉ . 1604848_1605461 *CORI: ⌊ A:⌋nd 1605140_1605647 (..) it was like 1605647_1606818 parade around like that . 1606818_1607947 *PATR: That's cool . 1607947_1608675 *PATR: (..) &=in &=lengthened Ah⌈: oh: ⌉ . 1608675_1611100 *CORI: ⌊ And 1610489_1610864 I'm ⌋ just sort of going 1610864_1611614 &{l=VOX ugh: &}l=VOX . 1611614_1613017 *PATR: ⌈ Why ⌉ . 1613017_1613392 *CORI: ⌊ &{l=VOX Ugh:⌋: 1613017_1614105 so ʔna:sty &}l=VOX . 1614105_1615330 *PATR: Why is it nasty . 1615330_1616343 *CORI: (..) &=tsk I don't know . 1616343_1617697 *CORI: (.) &=in It's- +/. 1617697_1618550 *CORI: I was talking to my (.) one friend to uh 1618550_1621131 (.) &=in (..) her name's Leah ? 1621131_1623198 *CORI: (..) &=tsk And 1623198_1624245 she's Iranian . 1624245_1625082 *CORI: Well actually she's (.) quite cool 1625082_1626556 she's m- +/. 1626556_1626965 *CORI: (.) She's Muslim ? 1626965_1628362 *CORI: It's like 1628362_1628886 &=in (.) she uh 1628886_1630410 (.) she's not a virgin . 1630410_1631604 *CORI: (..) But 1631604_1632245 (..) uh . 1632245_1633494 *PATR: (.) Ooh 1633494_1633804 she could be stoned . 1633804_1634798 *CORI: (..) &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 1634798_1636881 *PATR: (.) Go ahead . 1636881_1637417 *CORI: &=in But 1637417_1638130 I mean 1638130_1638393 but she's been raised here . 1638393_1639640 *PATR: (..) Ah: . 1639640_1640543 *PATR: (..) Really ? 1640543_1641323 *PATR: Is she single ? 1641323_1642039 *CORI: (.) &=tsk Uh: 1642039_1643260 (..) no 1643260_1644032 she's uh 1644032_1644438 ac- actually her boyfriend's coming in from Morocco . 1644438_1647102 *PATR: (..) Okay . 1647102_1648051 *PATR: (..) No 1648051_1648618 I was just joking anyways but . 1648618_1649659 *CORI: But . 1649659_1649868 *PATR: Can I see your Marlboro case for a second ? 1649868_1651516 *PATR: (..) Just keep talking . 1651516_1652800 *CORI: (.) And uh 1652800_1653736 (..) anyway 1653736_1655702 (..) she uh 1655702_1656717 (..) they ran out of Marlboro Lights: at work 1656717_1661170 so I had to (.) go to Marlboros . 1661170_1662964 *PATR: (.) And then I'll t- show you something about these . 1662964_1664791 *CORI: (..) Okay . 1664791_1665484 *CORI: (..) But uh 1665484_1671488 (..) &=tsk (.) anyway 1671488_1674155 (..) we were talking 1674155_1675755 cause it's like I was (.) telling her- 1675755_1676965 ʔuh we were talking about (.) this (.) these 1676965_1678831 I was telling her about the books I was reading 1678831_1680314 and then we got on the subject of (.) anal sex 1680314_1682251 and I (.) told her I was like well 1682251_1683362 &=in I remember when 1683362_1684544 (..) my ex-boyfriend tried to get me (..) to try it ? 1684544_1687861 *CORI: But I said- +/. 1687861_1688272 *CORI: Always told him no ? 1688272_1689362 *PATR: (.) Mhm ? 1689362_1689987 *CORI: (..) &{l=MRC Things are meant to come out 1689987_1692017 not go in &}l=MRC 1692017_1693124 ⌈ &=in ⌉ in that hole . 1693124_1694404 *PATR: ⌊ Hm ⌋ . 1693124_1693578 *CORI: &=in &=laugh 1694404_1695088 She said that she had done it ? 1695088_1696555 *CORI: (.) Like twice ? 1696555_1697887 *CORI: (..) She's like 1697887_1698675 oh my God I feel so dirty whenever I do it 1698675_1700642 and it hurts so fucking bad . 1700642_1702045 *PATR: Mhm ? 1702045_1702398 *CORI: (..) And 1702398_1703586 (..) that convinced [% laugh] 1703586_1704716 I'm [% laugh] like 1704716_1705124 (.) &{l=VOX okay- &}l=VOX 1705124_1705541 she's like 1705541_1705909 &{l=VOX don't do it ever &}l=VOX . 1705909_1706823 *PATR: Mm: . 1706823_1707355 *CORI: (..) Cause the one thing that's like 1707355_1708818 (.) when I 1708818_1709460 (..) what +/. 1709460_1710179 *CORI: (.) When uh: 1710179_1711214 Lamar kept pressuring me to do it 1711214_1712584 &=in and she said that like 1712584_1713634 when you 1713634_1714309 (..) in (..) the Muslim- 1714309_1716452 it's like if you do that 1716452_1717634 (..) you know 1717634_1718266 it's like 1718266_1718568 (..) in (.) Islam you're cons- (.) not considered (.) Muslim anymore . 1718568_1722029 *PATR: (..) Oh⌈: ⌉ ? 1722029_1722685 *CORI: ⌊ If ⌋ you have anal sex . 1722531_1723828 *CORI: (..) But I remember like uh 1723828_1726687 (..) Lamar telling me once that 1726687_1729041 he had a girlfriend ? 1729041_1730252 *CORI: (..) Back home ? 1730252_1731278 *CORI: (.) &=in A:nd she didn't wanna lose her virginity ? 1731278_1733905 *CORI: (..) They were gonna have sex 1733905_1735341 so it's like instead 1735341_1736112 &=in they always had anal sex ? 1736112_1737828 *CORI: (.) Instead . 1737828_1738654 *PATR: Wow: . 1738654_1739097 *CORI: (..) &=in And 1739097_1740641 (.) I'm like 1740641_1741434 &{l=VOX ugh: &}l=VOX . 1741434_1742516 *PATR: (.) &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 1742516_1743282 *CORI: (.) &{l=VOX Ugh: &}l=VOX . 1743282_1744816 *PATR: (..) Wow . 1744816_1746153 *CORI: Okay what are you gonna show me . 1746153_1747124 *PATR: (.) &=SNIFF 1747124_1747811 This is interesting . 1747811_1748807 *PATR: I didn't know this until like 1748807_1750098 I l- (.) I listened to (..) Def Comedy Jam . 1750098_1753187 *PATR: &=in This guy was telling jokes about Marlboros . 1753187_1755812 *PATR: (..) And how they're racist . 1755812_1757465 *PATR: (..) Did you ever hear this ? 1757465_1759287 *CORI: No . 1759287_1759581 *PATR: (..) &=in Did you ever notice a Marlboro 1759581_1761624 the sign ? 1761624_1762284 *PATR: (..) That 1762284_1764000 this thing right here ? 1764000_1764755 *CORI: ⌈ The filt- ⌉ +... 1764755_1765335 *PATR: ⌊ The whole red ⌋ thing ? 1764755_1765578 *PATR: (..) The red thing ? 1765578_1766889 *CORI: (..) Okay . 1766889_1767632 *PATR: (.) Okay 1767632_1768228 now y- +/. 1768228_1768575 *PATR: Are you watching me ? 1768575_1769237 *CORI: (.) Yeah . 1769237_1769807 *PATR: (..) It's a kay . 1769807_1771710 *PATR: (..) There's a kay . 1771710_1774006 *PATR: (..) There's a kay 1774006_1775604 (..) okay you with me ? 1775604_1777625 *CORI: Unhunh ? 1777625_1778131 *PATR: (..) So 1778131_1779154 (.) here's a kay 1779154_1780042 (..) here's a kay 1780042_1781659 (..) here's a kay . 1781659_1782855 *PATR: (..) There's no kay . 1782855_1784061 *PATR: (..) Three kays ? 1784061_1786312 *CORI: (..) Oh: . 1786312_1787540 *PATR: (.) Get it ? 1787540_1788059 *CORI: (.) Never even thought about it . 1788059_1789313 *PATR: I never did either . 1789313_1790078 *PATR: Until I looked at this and I'm like 1790078_1791272 (..) &{l=VOX well there's room enough to put another kay here . 1791272_1793878 *PATR: You know &}l=VOX ? 1793878_1794260 *PATR: (.) Somewhere 1794260_1795045 (..) but there's not . 1795045_1796343 *PATR: (..) Get it ? 1796343_1797877 *CORI: (..) ⌈ Yeah ⌉ . 1797877_1798718 *PATR: ⌊ There's no ⌋ kay anywhere else . 1798321_1799749 *PATR: (..) Three kays . 1799749_1800770 *CORI: (.) T- . 1800770_1800978 *PATR: (..) &=THROAT 1800978_1802258 (.) ⌈ But it's ⌉ . 1802258_1802845 *CORI: ⌊ &=COUGH ⌋ . 1802527_1802845 *PATR: I just thought (.) you'd find it interesting . 1802845_1804225 *PATR: (..) Anyways cool . 1804225_1805497 *PATR: (.) &=ex 1805497_1806067 (.) &=THROAT 1806067_1806869 (..) Okay . 1806869_1809436 *PATR: (..) What is this guy doing now . 1809436_1812499 *PATR: (..) . 1812499_1814753 @End