@UTF8 @Begin @Languages: eng @Participants: PAM PAM Speaker, SHA SHARON Speaker, CARO CAROLYN Speaker, WARR WARREN Speaker, KATH KATHY Speaker, SHAN SHANE Speaker, ENV ENV Environment, DOG DOG Environment, KATE KATE Speaker @Options: CA, caps, bullets @ID: eng|SBCSAE|PAM|||||Speaker||| @ID: eng|SBCSAE|SHA|||||Speaker||| @ID: eng|SBCSAE|CARO|||||Speaker||| @ID: eng|SBCSAE|WARR|||||Speaker||| @ID: eng|SBCSAE|KATH|||||Speaker||| @ID: eng|SBCSAE|SHAN|||||Speaker||| @ID: eng|SBCSAE|ENV|||||Environment||| @ID: eng|SBCSAE|DOG|||||Environment||| @ID: eng|SBCSAE|KATE|||||Speaker||| @Media: 04, audio @Comment: Raging Bureaucracy @Comment: Family conversation recorded in Santa Fe, New Mexico. The primary participants are three sisters all in their twenties. *PAM: (.) Juice ⌈ anybody ⌉ ? 0_1070 *SHA: ⌊ I like it ⌋ 460_1070 (.) for a little while . 1070_1560 *SHA: You go +/. 1560_2040 *SHA: (.) ⌈ You go ⌉ crazy . 2040_2870 *CARO: ⌊ &=ex ⌋ 2120_2450 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌈2 &=laugh ⌉2 . 2870_4250 *SHA: ⌊2 I already ⌋2 +... 3900_4250 *CARO: (.) &=in ⌈3 I don't go ⌉3 ⌈4 crazy ⌉4 . 4250_5950 *PAM: ⌊3 Juice Warren ⌋3 ? 5050_5590 *WARR: ⌊4 &=THROAT ⌋4 5590_5950 &=THROAT 5950_6300 (..) Good . 6300_7100 *WARR: (..) ⌈ XX⌉⌈2XX ⌉2 . 7100_8550 *PAM: ⌊ Care ⌋ ? 7600_8000 *CARO: ⌊2 No thanks ⌋2 . 8000_8550 *CARO: (..) I ʔi ʔi +/. 8550_9400 *CARO: I can't drink OJ anymore . 9400_10600 *CARO: I get +... 10600_10950 *PAM: (..) Hm: . 10950_12350 *CARO: (.) Ugh 12350_12750 it's gross . 12750_13250 *KATH: (.) Juice in the morning 13250_14050 (.) makes you sick ? 14050_14750 *KATH: (..) You know ⌈ it gets me too ⌉ . 14750_16500 *CARO: ⌊ You know what's good is ⌋ (.) hibiscus cooler . 15420_17670 *CARO: (..) &{l=P That stuff is great . 17670_18820 *KATH: Maybe it doesn't have as much s⌈ugar in it . 18820_20370 *CARO: ⌊ Stuff is &}l=P so good ⌋ . 19970_21020 *KATH: But (.) or⌉⌈2ange juice has so much su⌉2gar in it . 20270_22300 *PAM: ⌊2 X XX XX ⌋2 . 21020_22000 *WARR: (.) It's okay 22300_22950 I used this one . 22950_23450 *CARO: ⌈ It does &=ex ⌉ ? 23450_23950 *SHA: ⌊ Cooper ⌋ 23500_23950 &{l=L2 Lle⌈2nar &}l=L2 (.) is to fill ⌉2 ? 23950_25350 *KATH: ⌊2 Just (.) makes me feel like I ⌋2 ate a candy bar . 24280_26380 *CARO: Oh now does this guy look ⌈3 (.) original ⌉3 . 26380_28480 *SHA: ⌊3 &{l=L2 Llenar &}l=L2 27750_28400 is ⌋3 to fill ? 28400_29130 *SHAN: (.) Yeah . 29130_29510 *CARO: (.) &{l=X Show Gun &}l=X . 29510_30220 *SHA: (..) That's what I thought . 30220_31370 *SHA: (..) &=tsk &=in ⌈ &=lengthened ⌉ And . 31370_32780 *SHAN: ⌊ XX ⌋ . 32220_32430 *CARO: &{l=SING Whoo: hoo: hoo: &}l=SING . 32780_33850 *CARO: Actu⌈ally . 33850_34230 *SHA: ⌊ um ⌋ . 34030_34430 *CARO: that's not ⌉ a bad black and white . 34230_35190 *CARO: (..) ⌈2 all honesty ⌉2 . 35190_36980 *SHA: ⌊2 &=in ⌋2 Is &{l=L2 remanar &}l=L2 (..) a verb 36080_38780 or did I just imaginate +/. 38780_40080 *SHA: (.) imagine ʔit ʔuh +/. 40080_41130 *SHA: (..) ʔuh that +... 41130_41780 *KATH: XX . 41780_42080 *SHA: ⌈ I just ⌉ . 42080_42550 *CARO: ⌊ In your ⌋ dreams . 42080_43000 *SHA: assumed that ⌈2 if ⌉2 +... 43000_43550 *KATH: ⌊2 You m⌋2ade it up from a noun ? 43350_44550 *SHA: (..) No 44550_46190 to remain . 46190_46900 *SHA: (..) a verb 46900_47550 (.) ⌈ to ⌉ remain . 47550_48150 *KATH: ⌊ unhunh ⌋ 47650_47900 I've never heard it 48150_48950 (.) no . 48950_49250 *SHA: (..) No wonder the ⌈ kids always giggle when I say that ⌉ word &=ex . 49250_52900 *CARO: ⌊ &{l=SING Whoo: hoo: hoo: &}l=SING ⌋ . 50970_52420 *SHA: ⌈2 They love to +... 52900_54120 *SHAN: ⌊2 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &{l=WH &=laugh &=laugh ⌋2 &=laugh &=laugh &}l=WH . 52900_56380 *SHA: (.) They love to point it out when &{l=X I &}l=X ⌉2 +/. 54120_55780 *SHA: (..) &=in Like I'm always: 56380_57730 (.) you know 57730_58480 (.) ah 58480_58830 ⌈ I'll do ⌉ things like . 58830_59730 *CARO: ⌊ &{l=X smacking her &}l=X ⌋ . 58780_59300 *SHAN: You n- ⌈2 didn't bother to look up the infinitive ⌉2 . 59730_61650 *SHA: ⌊2 accidentally I'll 59950_60800 (.) I'll put an &{l=L2 el &}l=L2 ⌋2 or a &{l=L2 la &}l=L2 60800_62530 in front of a verb that soun:ds masculine or feminine ? 62530_65410 *SHA: Cause I'll forget . 65410_66160 *SHA: (.) You know ? 66160_66710 *SHA: &=in . 66710_67110 *CARO: Well that's (.) ⌈ expected ⌉ . 67110_68460 *SHA: ⌊ I'll put up ten ⌋ ⌈2 sentences ⌉2 on the board right . 67730_69830 *SHAN: ⌊2 &=laugh &=laugh ⌋2 . 68450_68950 *SHA: (..) &=tsk &=in and I'll tell them 69830_71780 &{l=Q alright 71780_72280 (.) sit dow:n &}l=Q . 72280_73080 *SHA: you know I had to get really 73080_74180 (.) tough in this last week . 74180_75380 *SHA: The first week 75380_75910 I (.) played with them all week long 75910_77180 which was really stupid 77180_78030 because they ⌈ got worked up ⌉ . 78030_79280 *KATH: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ &=lengthened . 78550_79380 *SHA: &=in And the second week they were just like 79380_80820 &=YELL 80820_81520 ⌈ and so I had to s⌉crea⌈2m at them . 81520_82650 *KATH: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 81520_82180 *CARO: ⌊2 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=in ⌋2 . 82280_83930 *SHA: all week long . 82650_83380 *SHA: &=in ⌉2 83380_83930 And it was really awful 83930_84930 cause I felt horrible about it 84930_86080 cause ʔuh I had to do shit like 86080_87600 &=in they have a conduct chart . 87600_89130 *SHA: &{l=VOX &{l=L2 conducta &}l=L2 &}l=VOX . 89130_90130 *SHA: Right ? 90130_90430 *SHA: And all week long I threatened them with it . 90430_92030 *SHA: You know 92030_92480 (.) ⌈ &=in . 92480_93130 *KATH: ⌊ Yeah but have you ever put anybody's name &{l=X on it &}l=X ⌋ ? 92700_94650 *SHA: And &{l=L2 al terminar la semana 93130_94450 en ⌉ viernes 94450_95100 yo estoy vayando poner 95100_96500 ʔuh (.) las letras alla . 96500_98150 *SHA: (.) E: . 98150_98600 *KATH: &=laugh &=laugh ⌈ &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ . 98600_99150 *SHA: ⌊ para ⌋ exelente 98900_100000 &=in eme &}l=L2 for &{l=L2 &{l=VOX ma:l &}l=VOX &}l=L2 . 100000_102250 *KATH: &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌈ &=laugh ⌉ . 102250_103090 *CARO: ⌊ &=laugh ⌋ &=laugh &=laugh . 102900_103570 *SHA: or &{l=L2 be &}l=L2 103570_104270 (.) for &{l=L2 bien . 104270_104970 *CARO: ⌈ hm [% laugh] ⌉ . 104970_105490 *SHA: ⌊ Que ⌋ ⌈2 es ⌉2 mas o menos . 105270_106420 *KATH: ⌊2 &=laugh ⌋2 105490_105640 ⌈3 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌉3 . 106420_107110 *SHA: ⌊3 No es ex⌋3elente 106420_107530 pero es mas o menos &}l=L2 . 107530_109010 *SHA: &=in (.) Right . 109010_109860 *CARO: Funny . 109860_110210 *SHA: And at the end of the week 110210_111540 this last week 111540_112290 like &{l=MRC five of them &}l=MRC 112290_113420 got M for &{l=L2 mal &}l=L2 . 113420_114570 *ENV: &=SIREN_STARTS_HERE_IN_DISTANCE . 114570_114570 *SHA: ⌈ As opposed to the one ⌉ from the first week . 114570_116210 *CARO: ⌊ Mm . 114570_115050 *CARO: &{l=WH &{l=L2 mal &}l=L2 &}l=WH ⌋ . 115050_115500 *SHA: &=in ⌈2 I mean that's ba:d ⌉2 . 116210_117500 *CARO: ⌊2 ooo: ⌋2 . 116500_117500 *SHA: That means you have ⌈3 been ⌉3 ba:d . 117500_118890 *CARO: ⌊3 X ⌋3 118150_118550 Mea⌈4ns ⌉4 ⌈5 bad ⌉5 . 118890_119770 *SHA: ⌊4 All ⌋4 ⌊5 week ⌋5 . 119020_119770 *KATH: ⌊5 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋5 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 119140_120450 *SHA: And I- I like 120450_121080 withheld recess 121080_122050 from: (.) s- several kids 122050_123400 on 123400_123750 (.) on ⌈ Thursday ⌉ . 123750_124700 *KATH: ⌊ Well did you gi⌋ve candy to the ones that got (.) &{l=L2 exelentes &}l=L2 ? 124220_126640 *SHA: (..) ⌈2 No . 126640_127550 *CARO: ⌊2 No . 126640_127800 *SHA: I gave em stickers ⌉2 . 127550_128600 *CARO: You never give ⌋2 sweets 127800_128900 man . 128900_129150 *PAM: &{l=@ Stickers . 129150_129800 *SHA: ⌈ I gave em ⌉ ⌈2 stickers ⌉2 . 129800_130620 *CARO: ⌊ Unh-unh ⌋ . 129910_130140 *KATH: ⌊2 You can: if ⌋2 ⌈3 you want ⌉3 . 130140_131310 *PAM: ⌊3 I love it &}l=@ ⌋3 . 130830_131460 *SHA: ⌈4 &=laugh ⌉4 . 131460_131900 *PAM: ⌊4 I wish ⌋4 I could see ⌈5 you ⌉5 in acti⌈6on ⌉6 . 131460_133050 *CARO: ⌊5 No ⌋5 . 132290_132510 *KATH: ⌊6 You ⌋6 can ⌈7 give . 132930_133430 *CARO: ⌊7 Sweets are not the ⌋7 ⌈8 thing ⌉8 . 133060_133980 *PAM: ⌊7 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋7 ⌊8 &=laugh ⌋8 . 133180_133980 *KATH: (.) out ⌉7 . 133430_133780 *PAM: ⌈9 &=in ⌉9 . 133980_134500 *KATH: ⌊9 penny candy ⌋9 ⌈ at the end of the ⌉ ⌈2 day ⌉2 . 133980_135300 *CARO: ⌊ You know why ⌋ ? 134670_135090 *SHA: ⌊ &=in They ⌋ ⌊2 want it on ⌋2 their ⌈3 ha:nds ⌉3 . 134500_136240 *CARO: ⌊3 You know why ⌋3 ? 135590_136140 *PAM: (..) Excuse me . 136140_136940 *CARO: ⌈ If you check it out ⌉ . 136940_137740 *SHA: ⌊ I put it on their ha⌋:nd . 136940_137990 *CARO: &=in that's the new thing with all the (..) moms . 137990_140290 *CARO: (..) No candy . 140290_141040 *KATH: Yeah but 141040_141260 not in the Hou⌈ston school system ⌉ . 141260_142660 *CARO: ⌊ No: candy ⌋ . 141760_142760 *KATH: (.) ⌈2 &=laugh &=laugh ⌉2 . 142760_143610 *CARO: ⌊2 No ⌋2 ? 142760_143610 *SHAN: ⌊2 nn: ⌋2 . 142760_143610 *CARO: I mean . 143610_143810 *SHAN: Not HISD . 143810_144710 *KATH: (.) &=in . 144710_145340 *CARO: come here to Santa ⌈ Fe ⌉ . 145340_146290 *KATH: ⌊ Right ⌋ . 145910_146290 *CARO: &{l=Q Have an apple &}l=Q . 146290_147040 *KATH: Yeah 147040_147390 here ⌈ at the . 147390_148090 *SHAN: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 147690_148780 *KATH: (.) at the private ⌉ school ⌈2 in town ⌉2 . 148090_149580 *SHA: ⌊2 well these kid⌋2⌈3s ⌉3 . 149050_149900 *KATH: ⌊3 they ⌋3 +... 149580_149900 *SHAN: ⌊3 &=laugh &=laugh ⌋3 . 149580_149900 *SHA: Care . 149900_150330 *SHAN: &{l=X took ⌈ us &}l=X a while to get our kids ⌉ Jolly ⌈2 Ranchers ⌉2 . 150330_152470 *SHA: ⌊ I mean 150500_150800 their parents ⌋ 150800_151470 ⌊2 are ⌋2 152030_152470 are⌈3n't ⌉3 . 152470_152920 *SHAN: ⌊3 &=laugh &=laugh ⌋3 &=laugh &=laugh . 152620_153220 *KATH: ⌈4 Right ⌉4 . 153220_153720 *SHA: ⌊4 These kids ⌋4 are so +/. 153220_154170 *SHA: (.) I mean 154170_154480 their parents are so disinterested . 154480_155970 *CARO: (..) in them ? 155970_157020 *SHA: (.) th- +/. 157020_157370 *SHA: (..) Yeah: 157370_158270 and their education 158270_159200 because ⌈ these are ⌉ +... 159200_159890 *CARO: ⌊ Oh I ⌋ believe it . 159640_160190 *SHA: (.) These are parents that have come ⌈2 from place⌉2s like El Salvador . 160190_162890 *DOG: ⌊2 &=BARK ⌋2 . 161460_161710 *SHA: and ⌈3 Columb⌉3ia . 162890_163590 *CARO: ⌊3 Well ⌋3 . 163060_163410 *SHA: &=in and they: ⌈4 have ne⌉4ver learned English . 163590_165640 *DOG: ⌊4 &=BARK ⌋4 164410_164610 &=BARK ⌈5 &=BARK ⌉5 . 165640_166490 *SHA: ⌊5 &=tsk ⌋5 And they have never been educ⌈6ated ⌉6 . 166240_167940 *KATE: ⌊6 Mhm ⌋6 . 167740_167940 *CARO: ⌈7 They look at you and they ⌉7 +... 167940_168790 *SHA: ⌊7 &=in &=lengthened ⌋7 And they're like 167940_169340 (..) I'm just waiting ⌈8 for my kid to grow up so that he can work construction with me ⌉8 . 169340_172490 *DOG: ⌊8 &=HOWL ⌋8 . 170060_172490 *SHA: You know 172490_172810 I ⌈ mean a couple more ⌉ ⌈2 year:s . 172810_173940 *CARO: ⌊ &=HOWL &=lengthened ⌋ . 172910_173610 *WARR: ⌊2 X:X: ⌋2 . 173610_174210 *SHA: he'll be ⌉2 ready . 173940_174560 *KATH: (.) &=laugh &=laugh (.) &=laugh &=laugh 174560_175860 &=in &{l=@ They're in fourth &}l=@ grade ? 175860_177110 *SHA: They do shit like i- +/. 177110_178060 *SHA: Yeah: . 178060_178360 *SHA: I mean ⌈ they do stuff ⌉ like . 178360_179460 *SHAN: ⌊ Oh 178610_178770 yeah ⌋ . 178770_179100 *SHA: (.) They 179460_179750 they'll come: 179750_180450 ⌈ and they'll ⌉ take ⌈2 (.) &=in ⌉2 their kids off . 180450_182450 *DOG: ⌊ &=BARK ⌋ 180450_180680 ⌊2 &=BARK &=BARK ⌋2 . 181080_181630 *SHA: (..) you know 182450_183050 half way through school to Mexico 183050_184650 and never come back . 184650_185650 *SHA: &=in And they would +/. 185650_186500 *SHA: Like 186500_186750 (.) I have couple parents 186800_188090 (.) &=in who still: 188090_189280 I keep s- sending messages home with their folks 189280_191300 saying 191300_191550 please 191550_192050 you know 192050_192400 in Spanish 192400_193000 &=in &=lengthened (..) call the &{l=L2 oficina: &}l=L2 193000_194900 you need to fill out this form 194900_196250 because your ⌈ kid ⌉ . 196250_197200 *SHAN: ⌊ &=THROAT ⌋ . 196750_197200 *SHA: (.) can't have free lunch . 197200_198450 *SHA: (..) &=in Like for my first week there 198450_200100 ʔI had 200100_200550 like 200550_200800 five dollars to my name 200800_201900 or something like that . 201900_202500 *SHA: (..) I (.) gave it a:ll to the kids . 202500_204600 *SHA: (..) ⌈ all week ⌉ long . 204600_205450 *CARO: ⌊ Mm ⌋ . 204890_205160 *SHA: because their ⌈2 parents . 205450_206600 *CARO: ⌊2 bi:g mistake ⌋2 . 206220_206920 *SHA: &=in ⌉2 were too lazy to come . 206600_208320 *SHA: (..) and 208320_209720 (.) and fill out the stupid form 209720_212220 (.) &=in you know 212220_213020 an application . 213020_213820 *SHAN: (.) That takes two weeks to (..) process [% laugh] ? 213820_216320 *ENV: &=SIREN_STOPS . 216320_216320 *SHAN: &=in . 216320_216920 *SHA: &=in &=lengthened Yeah 216920_217320 that takes two weeks to process . 217320_218620 *SHA: I mean 218620_218820 how do you ⌈ explain that to th- ⌉ +... 218820_220020 *KATH: ⌊ Yeah but 219220_219320 is the form in Eng⌋lish ? 219320_220370 *SHA: (..) &=in They have a form in Spanish ⌈ al:so ⌉ . 220370_222670 *KATH: ⌊ Well 222200_222360 even if ⌋ it's in Spanish 222360_223300 maybe they can't read . 223300_224120 *SHA: (.) Well +... 224120_224670 *SHAN: Yeah: . 224670_225070 *CARO: ⌈ Mhm ⌉ . 225070_225640 *SHA: ⌊ That's ⌋ very probable 225070_226400 you know 226400_226750 but 226750_227000 (..) um 227000_228250 (..) I've +/. 228250_228850 *SHA: No 228850_229250 (.) cause I've received notes back . 229250_230600 *WARR: ⌈ Grapenuts ⌉ . 230600_231100 *SHA: ⌊ Especially ⌋ from this one girl . 230600_231870 *SHA: &=in (..) You know 231870_233520 &{l=Q Dea:r and ⌈ estee:med ⌉ teacher: &}l=Q &=ex . 233520_235720 *CARO: ⌊ &=THROAT ⌋ . 234140_234790 *SHA: &=laugh &=in . 235720_236170 *KATH: Hunh . 236170_236340 *SHA: You know 236340_236620 in m- +/. 236620_236770 *SHA: in Spanish . 236770_237370 *SHA: (..) &=in My chil:d 237370_238820 you know 238820_239220 has already (.) filled out this form 239220_240870 and 240870_241070 &=in . 241070_241220 *WARR: XX . 241220_241620 *SHA: (.) There was (.) o:ne si⌈tuation . 241620_243370 *PAM: ⌊ X She's sleeping ⌋ . 242890_243890 *SHA: there's this little ⌉ girl Annalisa . 243370_244740 *PAM: So we can decide ⌈2 about ⌉2 . 244740_245940 *SHA: ⌊2 that doesn't ⌋2 +... 245490_245940 *PAM: XXXXX⌈3XXXX ⌉3 . 245940_248000 *SHA: +, ⌊3 speak a wor:d of English ⌋3 . 246690_248000 *SHA: And every time I try to get her to say any⌈4thing in English . 248000_250120 *PAM: ⌊4 XXX ⌋4 . 249460_250330 *SHA: cause I ⌉4 made the whole class learn 250120_251520 like 251520_251820 &=in &=lengthened good morni:ng 251820_253970 good bye: 253970_254990 &=in can I go to the bathroo:m 254990_257300 can I stand u:p 257300_258500 (.) &=in can I go to the +/. 258500_260000 *SHA: er +/. 260000_260300 *SHA: Time to go to the cafeteria: 260300_262000 (..) &=in an:d 262000_263550 (.) the office 263550_264450 you know 264450_264730 certain st- terms that related to school . 264730_266850 *SHA: (..) &=tsk &=in And she: 266850_269210 (..) ʔlike 269210_269860 (.) you know 269860_270220 I tried to get her to say hello 270220_271610 and she'd be like 271610_272270 (.) &=CHOKE &=lengthened . 272270_273660 *CARO: ⌈ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ . 273660_274880 *KATH: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌈2 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌉2 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌈3 &=laugh &=laugh ⌉3 . 273660_278450 *SHA: ⌊2 &{l=L2 no puedo 275940_276590 no puedo: &}l=L2 ⌋2 . 276590_277620 *SHA: ⌊3 &=in I'd be ⌋3 like 277620_278780 (..) &=in yes you can 278780_280230 just ⌈ say . 280230_280730 *KATH: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ &=laugh &=laugh ⌈2 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=in ⌉2 . 280480_283400 *SHA: &=in &{l=L hello &}l=L ⌉ . 280730_282000 *SHA: ⌊2 Hello Annalisa ⌋2 . 282300_283400 *SHA: &=CHOKE . 283400_284100 *KATH: ⌈ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ . 284100_285120 *CARO: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 284100_285120 *SHA: &=CHOKE &=lengthened . 285120_285970 *CARO: &=laugh ⌈ &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ . 285970_286720 *SHA: ⌊ &{l=@ That's what ⌋ she does 286320_287220 she gets real embarrassed 287220_288320 and she just giggles like a goofball &}l=@ . 288320_290120 *SHA: ⌈ &=in ⌉ . 290120_290420 *CARO: ⌊ Turns ⌋ bright red . 290120_290870 *SHA: She- she does- +/. 290870_291970 *SHA: Well 291970_292270 she would 292270_292720 if- +/. 292720_292820 *SHA: You know 292820_293070 if her skin weren't like (.) really dark brown 293070_295070 she'd ⌈ probably ⌉ be ⌈2 bright red ⌉2 . 295070_296420 *KATH: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 295190_295540 *CARO: ⌊2 How funny man ⌋2 . 295740_296420 *SHA: you know ? 296420_296690 *SHA: you- You can't really tell when they blush 296690_298540 it's very (.) unusual . 298540_299940 *SHA: (..) &=in But um 299940_301140 (..) her mom 301140_302840 (..) &=in like 302840_304300 (.) it was a horrible situation 304300_305680 where last week 305680_306420 I wasn't there on Thursday 306420_307760 cause I had to fill out all this 307760_308760 (..) stupid n- +/. 308760_309860 *SHA: (.) n- &=tsk You know 309860_310560 I had to do all this shit 310560_311510 (.) just in: order to get my &=in (.) position secured there with the bureaucracy 311510_315510 so they let me off for a day . 315510_316760 *SHA: &=in &=lengthened (..) And there was a sub 316760_319090 and 319090_319460 what Annalisa claims 319460_320910 and her mother claims 320910_321860 is that on that day 321860_323010 they brought back the application for free lunch 323010_325410 (.) all filled out 325410_326360 (.) &=in and ⌈ that the s⌉u:b took it . 326360_328560 *CARO: ⌊ ah: ⌋ . 327360_327670 *PAM: (..) ⌈2 &=ex ⌉2 . 328560_329410 *SHA: ⌊2 Righ:t ⌋2 ? 328860_329410 *PAM: (..) &{l=X Oh⌈3: for goodness sake &}l=X ⌉3 . 329410_331160 *SHA: ⌊3 So: 330310_330610 ʔuh: you know ⌋3 330610_331110 I find this out a week later: . 331110_332460 *SHA: (..) I kept bugging Annalisa 332460_333710 t- you know 333710_334060 did you bring the form in: 334060_335460 did you fill it all out 335460_336560 why don't you get another one 336560_337610 (..) &=tsk &=in and I search my desk 337610_340310 and it's not there 340310_341010 and I keep calling the office and sending notes 341010_342940 and they keep calling me on the +/. 342940_344010 *SHA: &=in their stupid ⌈ in⌉tercom system that you can hardly ⌈2 understand X ⌉2 . 344010_348100 *CARO: ⌊ Mm ⌋ 345580_345830 ⌊2 You have to tell ⌋2 (.) students 347330_348580 never get (.) give a tutor (.) anything . 348580_351180 *CARO: (..) anything . 351180_352180 *CARO: (.) ever . 352180_352680 *CARO: (.) &=in Not even homework . 352680_353980 *CARO: They wouldn't let us give homework to &=in the high: school (..) tut⌈ors ⌉ . 353980_357430 *SHA: ⌊ &{l=X I know &}l=X ⌋ . 357200_357430 *CARO: because they just 357430_358030 they lose it . 358030_358580 *SHA: &=in . 358580_359030 *CARO: They don't care . 359030_359530 *SHA: (.) Yeah . 359530_360380 *SHA: (..) ⌈ Well ⌉ . 360380_360980 *CARO: ⌊ They- +/. 360680_360930 *CARO: They ⌋ don't give a shit about (.) anything . 360930_362280 *SHA: (.) I know . 362280_363030 *CARO: &=ex ⌈ &=lengthened ⌉ . 363030_363780 *SHA: ⌊ Iʔ I ⌋ (.) I hadn't thought of that at th- at that point last week . 363300_366210 *SHA: &{l=VOX Let me out of ⌈2 here ⌉2 &}l=VOX . 366210_367510 *CARO: ⌊2 &=THROAT Un⌋2less they've just begun (..) subbing . 367080_371300 *SHA: Well this ⌈3 woman ⌉3 . 371300_372000 *CARO: ⌊3 because th⌋3en they're like . 371550_372600 *SHA: &=ex . 372600_372950 *CARO: (.) &=in &{l=Q What are we gonna learn today . 372950_374600 *SHA: ⌈ &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ . 374600_375060 *CARO: ⌊ &=in See ⌋ I'm originally a (.) PE teacher 374650_376960 ⌈2 but ⌉2 . 376960_377260 *SHA: ⌊2 &=laugh &=laugh ⌋2 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 376910_377810 *KATH: ⌈3 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌉3 . 377810_379050 *CARO: ⌊3 I guess I can teach math &}l=Q ⌋3 ? 377810_379050 *SHA: ⌈4 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌉4 . 379050_379530 *CARO: ⌊4 You know 379050_379390 they ⌋4 come in with that (.) attitude 379390_380780 and they go 380780_381080 (.) &=THUMP &{l=Q I've always wanted to teach math . 381080_382980 *SHA: &=laugh &=laugh . 382980_383730 *CARO: &=in Now 383730_384260 &=in ⌈ what are we on &}l=Q ⌉ ? 384260_385130 *SHA: ⌊ &{l=VOX It's gonna be ⌋ (.) ⌈2 great &}l=VOX ⌉2 . 384430_385680 *CARO: ⌊2 &=laugh ⌋2 385230_385680 &=in You know 385680_386370 and you're saying 386370_386980 (.) uh 386980_387310 we're on 387310_387960 &=in (..) uh: . 387960_389810 *KATH: (.) &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 389810_390660 *CARO: &{l=L square root of pi: &}l=L ? 390660_391910 *CARO: ⌈ Uh . 391910_392230 *KATH: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 391910_392770 *CARO: And they look at ⌉ you and they go 392230_393350 (..) &{l=Q the what &}l=Q ? 393350_395300 *SHA: (.) &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 395300_396700 *CARO: So they don't know what the hell they're doing . 396700_397900 *CARO: ⌈ &{l=Q uh ⌉ . 397900_398400 *SHA: ⌊ &{l=Q pi: ⌋ ? 397900_398400 *CARO: &=in ⌈2 Why don't we go out and run some laps &}l=Q ⌉2 . 398400_400200 *SHA: ⌊2 I didn't bring any pie with me today ⌋2 . 398550_400200 *CARO: You know . 400200_400450 *KATH: ⌈ &=laugh ⌉ . 400450_400670 *CARO: ⌊ they ⌋ +/. 400450_400670 *CARO: They don't know what they're ⌈2 doing ⌉2 ? 400670_401570 *SHA: ⌊2 I don't think ⌋2 we can have pie till lunch 401270_402670 kids &}l=Q . 402670_402970 *KATH: &=laugh ⌈ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ . 402970_403550 *CARO: ⌊ Yeah . 403210_403500 *CARO: S⌋ee ? 403500_403870 *CARO: It's like 403870_404320 (..) distorted . 404320_405470 *CARO: (..) They don't know what they're do⌈ing ⌉ . 405470_406990 *SHA: ⌊ Well ⌋ 406720_406990 this (.) lady is apparently 406990_408620 an ol:d sub 408620_409670 who 409670_409870 like 409870_410070 all the teachers know 410070_411010 and apparently she's very reliable . 411010_412670 *CARO: (.) Ah: . 412670_413120 *ENV: &=SIREN_STARTS_IN_DISTANCE . 413120_413120 *SHA: &=in So whether &{l=@ the paper got in or not &}l=@ 413120_414970 I don't know 414970_415620 but um . 415620_416170 *CARO: (.) You can't go and ⌈ ask ⌉ her ? 416170_417170 *SHA: ⌊ &=in ⌋ 416740_416990 (..) Well I k- kept calling the office 417170_418880 and saying do you have this (..) &=in form 418880_420670 and they'd tell me no 420670_421480 and I finally went in there on Thursday 421480_423240 and I'm like look . 423240_423970 *SHA: &=in &=lengthened . 423970_424520 *CARO: (..) Where is it . 424520_425000 *SHA: This kid 425000_425700 you know 425700_426090 she (.) ʔuh most of the time doesn't have money 426090_428040 I have to give it to he⌈r myself ⌉ . 428040_429450 *CARO: ⌊ &=THROAT ⌋ . 428800_429450 *SHA: you know she 429450_430100 she's deprived of lunch 430100_431300 &=in &=lengthened do you +/. 431300_432250 *SHA: Can- +/. 432250_432500 *SHA: Do you have (..) a form for her . 432500_434350 *KATH: (..) They don't ⌈ have extra lunch⌉es left over at the end of the day that they will give away . 434350_438350 *SHA: ⌊ w- +/. 435320_435500 *SHA: on file ⌋ . 435500_436250 *SHA: (..) no . 438350_439050 *KATH: (.) You gotta go in and talk to the principal about this . 439050_441050 *SHA: (.) Coop 441050_441800 (.) this is (.) a raging bureaucracy 441800_444140 (.) and there's nothing that I can do . 444140_445980 *SHA: (.) I have found that out . 445980_447040 *SHA: &=in When you wait until you hear what th- all they've done with my class 447040_450230 y:ou'll just be disgusted 450230_451440 but 451440_451690 (.) ⌈ &=in &=lengthened . 451690_452790 *CARO: ⌊ Fourth gra:de . 451690_453040 *SHA: This girl: ⌉ . 452790_453650 *CARO: ugh: ⌋ . 453040_453650 *SHA: um: 453650_454050 (..) and so I go in there and I'm like 454050_455400 well can you tell me whether the +/. 455400_456650 *SHA: &=in (.) the form is on file . 456650_458750 *SHA: (.) cause I- I n- +/. 458750_459700 *SHA: I realize it takes two to three weeks to process 459700_461700 but just tell me whether it's on file . 461700_463150 *SHA: Because if not 463150_463800 I want her to have another one 463800_465050 now . 465050_465400 *SHA: &=in (.) And the woman's like &{l=Q I can't do that 465400_467300 there's a privacy code &}l=Q or whatever 467300_468800 there's a ⌈ privacy act . 468800_469940 *CARO: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=in ⌋ . 469350_470650 *SHA: and I can't acce⌉ss the file . 469940_471350 *SHA: &=in &{n=THUMP} li⌈2ke ⌉2 . 471350_471970 *CARO: ⌊2 G⌋2o:d [% laugh] . 471830_472670 *SHA: what kind of fucking law [% laugh] ⌈3 is tha:t . 472670_475180 *KATH: ⌊3 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋3 . 474320_475620 *SHA: &=in ⌉3 that you're gonna tell me: 475180_477070 that 477070_477320 you know 477320_477630 this ⌈ kid might ⌉ have to wait . 477630_478820 *CARO: ⌊ &=in ⌋ . 477870_478170 *SHA: another month and a half 478820_480120 to e- have any lunch 480120_481420 &=in Because you can't access 481420_483430 (.) you know 483430_483800 (.) her fo:rm ? 483800_484720 *CARO: (..) ⌈ &=tsk ⌉ . 484720_485420 *SHA: ⌊ What⌋'s the deal: . 485220_486120 *KATH: ⌈2 Unbelievable ⌉2 . 486120_487170 *CARO: ⌊2 &=in They're just giving +/. 486120_486920 *CARO: I think ⌋2 486920_487270 it sounds 487270_487720 like 487720_487970 to me 487970_488170 they're giving you a lot of sh:it for no reason [% laugh] . 488170_490020 *SHA: &=in (.) Well they really are picking on the fact that I'm new 490020_492520 like 492520_492770 (.) y- +/. 492770_493170 *SHA: (.) uh 493170_493820 ⌈ It's really annoying ⌉ . 493820_494980 *CARO: ⌊ The fact that you're new ⌋ 493820_494900 uh: 494900_495440 (.) uh: . 495440_495840 *SHA: ⌈ That I ⌉ +... 495840_496380 *CARO: ⌊ I would ⌋ 495840_496380 (.) I would go further than ⌈2 that ⌉2 . 496380_497830 *SHA: ⌊2 I'm not ⌋2 certified . 497530_498730 *SHA: (.) An⌈3d ⌉3 . 498730_499230 *CARO: ⌊3 Y⌋3eah . 499140_499630 *ENV: &=SIREN_STOPS . 499630_499630 *CARO: ⌈ &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ . 499630_500120 *SHA: ⌊ it's like ⌋ 499630_500120 the ⌈2 teachers⌉2: . 500120_500910 *CARO: ⌊2 an:d ⌋2 . 500290_500710 *SHA: Coop this last week . 500910_501830 *CARO: &{l=X can't [% laugh] &}l=X . 501830_502190 *SHA: &=in First they're like 502190_503290 (.) first I only had fifteen kids . 503290_504840 *SHA: right ? 504840_505140 *SHA: (.) And the 505140_505790 &=in legally you have to have eighteen . 505790_507990 *SHA: (.) HISD rules has it that you have to have at least eighteen . 507990_510690 *SHA: right ? 510690_510990 *SHA: &=in &=lengthened So I'm the only permanent sub . 510990_513420 *SHA: I'm the only teacher who's not experienced 513420_515440 who's not certified 515440_516440 &=in (.) who just [% laugh] started [% laugh] teaching [% laugh] . 516440_518230 *SHA: All these other teachers are old hands 518230_519940 I mean they've all been at it for ʔat- 519940_521440 &=in Well Chris is: (.) the least experienced besides me 521440_525140 but still he's 525140_525940 you know 525940_526390 (.) he's had his certification 526390_527890 and he's had a year and stuff 527890_529150 (.) he's real good at it . 529150_529990 *SHA: &=in &=lengthened So 529990_531190 they do shit like 531190_532190 (..) &=in first they tell me 532190_535190 like I find out accidentally 535190_536940 from the other teachers . 536940_537940 *SHA: The principal . 537940_538690 *SHA: (..) &=in doesn't even tell me . 538690_540190 *SHA: First she hires me n- like 540190_541490 (.) the Friday before school starts . 541490_543640 *SHA: &=in (..) And expects me to get my room ready 543640_546190 (..) &=in and then: 546190_547340 (..) and then I find out on Thursday 547340_549790 in the first week of school 549790_550830 that I might lose my jo:b . 550830_552290 *KATH: (.) Yeah you told me . 552290_553190 *SHA: Come Friday . 553190_553770 *SHA: Yeah . 553770_554140 *SHA: (..) and 554140_555440 (.) and then 555440_556290 th- (.) so I come into class 556290_557940 (..) and they've put like 557940_560040 (.) all these third-grade students in there . 560040_561620 *SHA: Did I tell you about that ? 561620_562490 *KATH: (..) No . 562490_563340 *SHA: (..) It's really annoying . 563340_564790 *SHA: what they've done: 564790_565540 (.) to meet the l- +/. 565540_566290 *SHA: the +... 566290_566890 *KATH: (.) They ⌈ split &{l=X it &}l=X third ⌉ and fourth . 566890_568490 *SHA: +, ⌊ little ⌋ 567390_568090 technicality that they have to meet 568490_569990 Yeah . 569990_570390 *SHA: &=in &{l=X They just s⌈plit the whole thing &}l=X ⌉ . 570390_572240 *KATH: ⌊ Challenging ⌋ . 571310_572240 *KATH: (..) Yeah . 572240_572790 *SHA: &=in it's 572790_573490 (.) well 573490_573920 ⌈ it's something ⌉ . 573920_574590 *KATH: ⌊ It's twice ⌋ as ⌈2 much work for you ⌉2 . 573920_575500 *SHA: ⌊2 it's something for ⌋2 experienced teachers . 574720_576580 *SHA: It's not (.) for me . 576580_577530 *SHA: (.) You know 577530_577980 it's like really hard for me . 577980_579130 *SHA: (.) Because 579130_579630 (..) &=in you know 579630_580830 (.) ʔuh ⌈ and then +... 580830_581610 *KATH: ⌊ You have to n- +... 581100_581530 *SHA: (.) and then ⌉ . 581610_582160 *KATH: (.) That's what I was ⌋ doing when I was student teaching 581530_583220 I had split fifth sixth . 583220_584470 *SHA: (..) &=in Well they didn't even give me any texts 584470_586920 Coop 586920_587170 I mean I was the only: (.) teacher 587170_588610 in the whole school 588610_589340 who did not have textbooks . 589340_590590 *SHA: ⌈ You know ⌉ . 590590_590910 *KATH: ⌊ &{l=X Mhm &}l=X ⌋ . 590590_590910 *SHA: because they were fucking me around so hard . 590910_592480 *SHA: &=in &=lengthened (..) So then on the- +/. 592480_594160 *SHA: on Friday I have eigh⌈teen ⌉ kids . 594160_595660 *KATH: ⌊ &=SNIFF ⌋ . 595230_595490 *SHA: I'm like great . 595660_596310 *SHA: (.) You know . 596310_596660 *SHA: (.) &=in (.) And all these teachers are coming in and saying 596660_599160 Well 599160_599410 &{l=Q my child is on your role 599410_600780 but I'm gonna keep him in my class &}l=Q . 600780_602310 *SHA: You know . 602310_602610 *SHA: ⌈ &=in ⌉ . 602610_603210 *CARO: ⌊ mm ⌋ . 602610_603210 *SHA: And I have these three third-graders . 603210_604710 *SHA: You know 604710_605010 but the shitty thing is 605010_606260 (..) &=in that they (.) pick 606260_608210 (..) what the teachers do 608210_609490 is they go 609490_609960 oh 609960_610110 well this 610110_610510 (.) this kid is bad behaved 610510_611660 I mean he's +/. 611660_612060 *SHA: He's really stupid 612060_613010 I'll just send him over to the new ⌈ &=in ⌉ instructor . 613010_615510 *KATH: ⌊ Of course ⌋ . 614310_614910 *SHA: &=in (..) So they s- +/. 615510_616560 *SHA: (..) So the⌈se are . 616560_617610 *KATH: ⌊ Of course ⌋ . 617330_617760 *SHA: th⌉e kids that I receive 617610_618760 are the three &=in (.) third-graders 618760_620810 (.) of the lowest ⌈ (.) &=in e⌉ducation . 620810_623510 *KATH: ⌊ that nobody wants ⌋ . 622030_622930 *SHA: (..) and the worst conduct . 623510_625110 *SHA: (.) Right . 625110_625610 *SHA: &=in (.) And so th- +... 625610_626780 *CARO: &=SNORT . 626780_627110 *SHA: Meanwhile in the pri⌈ncipal⌉'s o⌈2ffice they're telling me ⌉2 . 627110_629240 *KATH: ⌊ &=laugh ⌋ . 627830_628010 *CARO: ⌊2 &=in &=laugh &=laugh Sorry ⌋2 628230_629240 I just got a ⌈3 visual . 629240_630310 *KATH: ⌊3 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋3 . 629830_631800 *CARO: &=in Sharon standing in front of the class ⌉3 going 630310_632050 &=in &=SCREAM ⌈4 &=lengthened . 632050_634000 *SHA: ⌊4 Aw: . 633220_633820 *SHA: Sometimes I'm like that ⌋4 . 633820_635200 *CARO: While these little kids kinda ⌉4 634000_635200 &=in ⌈5 &=lengthened &{l=L2 senorita Fli:nn &}l=L2 ⌉5 ? 635200_637240 *SHA: ⌊5 &=in Hee hee hee hee hee ⌋5 . 635500_637240 *KATH: ⌈6 &=laugh &=laugh ⌉6 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 637240_638050 *SHA: ⌊6 Oh 637240_637550 &{n=THUMP} ⌋6 637550_637800 &{l=Q Miss Fli:nn 638060_638860 Miss Fli:nn 638860_639650 Mi⌈ss Fli:nn &}l=Q ⌉ . 639650_640780 *KATH: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 639800_640780 *SHA: You know 640780_641040 towards the last couple of days I'm like 641040_642430 &=in I put up a list of rules . 642430_644280 *SHA: (..) And all day lo⌈ng . 644280_645300 *CARO: ⌊ &=laugh . 645140_645300 *SHA: (.) I went back to the rules . 645300_646530 *CARO: &=in &{l=VOX Do not pull: on: ⌋ my ⌈2 clothes &}l=VOX ⌉2 . 645300_647830 *SHA: &=in ⌉ 646530_647140 ⌊2 And they get ⌋2 up out of ⌈3 the chair . 647430_648310 *KATH: ⌊3 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋3 . 648010_648750 *SHA: and they come up ⌉3 to me 648310_649080 &{l=Q Miss Flinn 649080_649470 Miss Flinn &}l=Q 649470_649950 and I'd walk over by the rules 649950_651320 (.) and I'd point to number two . 651320_652510 *SHA: And ⌈ I'd just look at ⌉ them . 652510_653500 *KATH: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ 652650_653200 &=laugh &=laugh . 653500_654550 *SHA: And they knew what number two was . 654550_655750 *SHA: (.) Don't get ⌈ out of your ⌉ seat without (.) permission . 655750_657750 *KATH: ⌊ &=in ⌋ . 656250_656550 *SHA: You know ? 657750_658100 *SHA: &=in So ⌈ they'd look at me and they'd ⌉ go . 658100_659950 *CARO: ⌊ Go:d [% laugh] ⌋ . 658850_659750 *CARO: &=in . 659950_660550 *KATH: (..) &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌈ &=laugh ⌉ . 660550_662380 *SHA: ⌊ they'd go ⌋ back to their ⌈2 chairs ⌉2 . 662090_663190 *KATH: ⌊2 &=laugh ⌋2 &=laugh ⌈3 &=laugh &=laugh ⌉3 . 662890_664040 *SHA: ⌊3 &=in ⌋3 On the last day that I was there 663460_665360 ⌈4 like . 665360_665880 *SHAN: ⌊4 &=laugh &=laugh 665310_665880 &=SNIFF ⌋4 . 665880_666200 *SHA: it was ⌉4 so ⌈5 awful ⌉5 . 665880_666790 *KATH: ⌊5 &=laugh ⌋5 . 666440_666790 *SHA: ⌈6 because ⌉6 . 666790_667310 *CARO: ⌊6 Boy . 666790_667110 *CARO: You're a ⌋6 hard ass . 667110_668200 *SHA: &{l=SM I had to be⌈7come a hard ass &}l=SM ⌉7 . 668200_669620 *CARO: ⌊7 &=laugh &=lengthened &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋7 . 668770_669620 *SHA: &=in The people w- +... 669620_670420 *CARO: &=in . 670420_670650 *SHA: All the ⌈ teachers were ⌉ telling me . 670650_671830 *SHAN: ⌊ Could be worse ⌋ . 670870_671540 *SHA: You're too nice 671830_672450 you're too nice 672450_672960 your kids are gonna take advantage of you . 672960_674410 *SHA: And they were . 674410_675160 *SHA: (.) &=in Th- th⌈ey k- ⌉ +... 675160_676360 *KATH: ⌊ Yeah ⌋ . 676110_676360 *SHA: They came to where 676360_677410 (.) &=in they'd be talking the whole time 677410_679060 during the as⌈sign⌉ment . 679060_679960 *KATH: ⌊ X ⌋ . 679430_679680 *CARO: ⌈2 Ah ⌉2 . 680010_680290 *SHA: ⌊2 &=in ⌋2 I'd be up at the board 679960_681240 they'd be &=TS_TS_TS_TS_TS 681240_682080 I'd turn ⌈ around they'd go ⌉ . 682080_683040 *CARO: ⌊ &{l=Q ah: &}l=Q ⌋ . 682460_683040 *SHA: &{l=Q hee hee hee &}l=Q 683040_683910 cause they didn't think I was serious . 683910_685460 *SHAN: &=laugh ⌈ &=laugh ⌉ . 685460_686160 *SHA: ⌊ And I ⌋ finally got to the point where 685880_687180 ʔuh you know 687180_687680 every day 687680_688110 I'd have em put their heads on the table for ten minutes . 688110_690580 *CARO: (.) &=SNORT ⌊ &=lengthened ⌋ . 690580_691230 *KATH: ⌊ hunh ⌋ . 690950_691230 *SHA: You know 691230_691630 with the- with their ⌈ eyes ⌉ closed . 691630_692890 *CARO: ⌊ Time out ⌋ . 692020_692520 *CARO: Quiet time . 692890_693590 *SHA: (.) &=tsk And I finally got to where I withheld re⌈ce⌉ss ? 693590_695990 *CARO: ⌊ &=SNIFF ⌋ . 695510_695760 *SHA: &=in (..) And on the last day 695990_697700 I kept th- four kids after schoo:l . 697700_699690 *KATH: (..) Yeah . 699690_700540 *SHA: (..) You know 700540_701090 but you can only actually keep them over 701090_702860 for like five minutes . 702860_703960 *SHA: ⌈ Cause they have like buses to catch and stuff ⌉ . 703960_706160 *KATH: ⌊ Well 703960_704180 (.) I'm telling you 704180_704830 withholding goodies works ⌋ . 704830_706160 *KATH: Because 706160_706610 (..) they'll get kind of surly . 706610_707960 *SHA: I did that . 708110_708710 *KATH: ⌈ But if you give them rewar:ds ⌉ . 709460_710750 *SHA: ⌊ Well I gave them st- +/. 709460_710450 *SHA: I gave ⌋ sticker: 710450_711530 (.) you know 711530_711930 (.) to the k- +/. 711930_712580 *SHA: to the kids 712580_713230 and I ⌈ put e⌉xcellent . 713230_714030 *CARO: ⌊ &=THROAT ⌋ . 713430_713780 *SHA: and I give stickers to the kids 714030_715430 &=in and the ones that got good gra:des 715430_717230 that got one hundreds 717230_718060 and ninety-eights 718060_718680 and ninety-sixes 718680_719400 I put their papers up on the board . 719400_720980 *KATH: (.) Well 720980_721350 there are other things you can do besides um 721350_723350 (..) &=tsk um 723350_725100 (.) you know 725100_725350 you can make up goodies . 725350_726380 *KATH: You don't have to spend money on goodies . 726380_727900 *KATH: (.) &=in You can have like 727900_728950 (.) You can make these little 728950_730050 (.) um 730050_730550 (.) Do they have a laminating machine in the school ? 730550_732400 *SHA: (..) &=SWALLOW Not in the school 732400_734000 but in this other lovely place . 734000_735400 *KATH: &=tsk &=in Well . 735400_736400 *SHAN: ⌈ &{l=WH &=laugh &=laugh &}l=WH ⌉ . 736400_736910 *KATH: ⌊ make these ⌋ little passes or something that say 736400_738320 ⌈2 one ⌉2 +... 738320_738610 *CARO: ⌊2 &=laugh ⌋2 . 738370_738710 *KATH: (..) one free lunch with the teacher . 738710_740460 *KATH: (.) Or one free lunch to sit with whoever you want at lunchtime . 740460_743260 *KATH: (..) I get to sit with my friends at lunch . 743260_745400 *KATH: Or 745400_745650 (.) what +/. 745650_745800 *KATH: Think up whatever little privileges like that ? 745800_747550 *KATH: (..) Um if there's: (.) ʔanything in the classroom that they really like to do . 747550_750500 *CARO: (.) &=SNIFF . 750500_751200 *KATH: (..) have that be a privilege 751200_752750 (.) that (.) n:obody can do 752750_754200 unless they have this pass . 754200_755620 *KATH: &=in And then give those p:asses out for good behavior ⌈ at the end of the day ⌉ . 755620_759120 *CARO: ⌊ I have an idea ⌋ . 758170_759120 *CARO: (.) &=in Choose the Mister Samuel way of teaching . 759120_761920 *SHA: &=ex ⌈ &=lengthened ⌉ . 761920_762670 *CARO: ⌊ Take them ⌋ by the hair . 762240_763490 *SHA: (.) &=laugh . 763490_764240 *CARO: Boom . 764240_764820 *CARO: ⌈ Heads against each other ⌉ . 764820_765760 *KATH: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 764820_765760 *SHA: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 764820_765760 *KATH: ⌈2 &=ex &=in ⌉2 . 765760_767070 *CARO: ⌊2 Or you can walk (.) up to the ⌋2 chalkboard 765760_767640 &=in and you get really good 767640_768900 so you go and you practice on the weekends . 768900_770520 *SHA: (.) ⌈ &=laugh ⌉ . 770520_770960 *CARO: ⌊ Get ⌋ ⌈2 chalk from the ⌉2 chalkboard . 770720_772040 *KATH: ⌊2 &=laugh &=laugh ⌋2 . 770960_771530 *CARO: ⌈3 And you just ⌉3 ⌈4 &{l=F peg &}l=F it at their face ⌉4 . 772040_773850 *SHA: ⌊3 &=in ⌋3 772040_772800 ⌊4 &=POW ⌋4 . 772800_773850 *KATH: ⌈5 &=laugh &=laugh ⌉5 &=laugh ⌈6 &=laugh &=laugh ⌉6 ⌈7 &=laugh ⌉7 . 773850_775030 *CARO: ⌊5 You know ⌋5 . 773850_774240 *SHA: ⌊6 I remember ⌋6 . 774190_774740 *CARO: ⌊7 and you ⌋7 +/. 774740_775030 *CARO: And you practice . 775030_775930 *CARO: &=in Finally that man was fired 775930_777930 (.) man . 777930_778330 *CARO: It took them ⌈ how many years ⌉ ? 778330_779630 *KATH: ⌊ They fired him ⌋ ? 778780_779330 *SHA: (..) Oh 779630_780390 Mister ⌈ Sam⌉uel: . 780390_781360 *CARO: ⌊ He ⌋ +/. 780770_780970 *CARO: k- +/. 781370_781620 *CARO: sh- ⌈ God . 781620_782320 *SHA: ⌊ He was the most ⌋ +... 781970_782970 *CARO: Man 782320_782670 he ⌉ ⌈2 threatened little kid:s ⌉2 . 782670_783950 *SHAN: ⌊2 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋2 . 782970_783950 *CARO: We'd all be sitting in a circle 783950_785310 &=in and it'd be current events time 785310_786910 &=in we'd all be sitt⌈ing there . 786910_788250 *SHA: ⌊ He was harsh ⌋ . 787800_788750 *CARO: and one ⌉ little kid Eli Goodman . 788250_790050 *CARO: (..) &=in would (..) just (.) give him: +/. 790050_792200 *CARO: (..) ʔuh He was just talking . 792200_793650 *CARO: (..) Eli was just talking . 793650_794900 *CARO: &=in &{l=VOX Mister Samuel must have had a really bad day &}l=VOX . 794900_797650 *SHA: ⌈ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ . 797650_798720 *CARO: ⌊ &=in He came up ⌋ . 797650_798720 *SHA: &=laugh &=laugh &=in . 798720_799620 *CARO: &{l=Q Alright you little (.) shit 799620_801170 (..) I'm gonna &{l=F throw you against this wall &}l=F &}l=Q . 801170_802680 *CARO: And he threatened it . 802680_803320 *CARO: (..) He threatened to throw the kid &{n=THUMP &=nonvocal against the &=nonvocal wall &}n=THUMP . 803320_805550 *CARO: And we all heard it 805550_806300 and we all: &=in +... 806300_807550 *KATH: (..) Went home and told your ⌈ parents ⌉ ? 807550_810520 *CARO: +, ⌊ freaked out ⌋ . 809920_810470 *CARO: &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh 810470_811130 &=in No . 811130_811530 *CARO: Because w- +/. 811530_812030 *CARO: we were too scared . 812030_812830 *CARO: &=in to do anything . 812830_814080 *CARO: (..) And we would . 814080_814830 *CARO: And our parents would go 814830_815580 &=in &{l=Q oh he's a great guy &}l=Q . 815580_816710 *CARO: And they'd go and visit him and 816710_817600 &=in he would put on the bullshit 817600_819150 and . 819150_819400 *SHA: (..) He'd be ⌊ fine ⌋ . 819400_820550 *SHAN: ⌊ &=laugh ⌋ &=laugh &=laugh . 820350_820930 *CARO: And 820930_821450 (.) no one believed the kids . 821450_822900 *CARO: You know ? 822900_823110 *CARO: He was a man 823110_823850 who would walk up to two little boys that were talking 823850_825750 and grab their hair 825750_826330 and (..) &=SLAP (.) actually bang their heads together . 826330_828400 *SHAN: (..) &{l=WH What a ⌈ guy &}l=WH ⌉ . 828400_829390 *SHA: ⌊ He picked ⌋ Ken Romig up once by the hair 828970_831030 I remem⌈2ber th⌉2at . 831030_831770 *CARO: ⌊2 Yeah ⌋2 . 831320_831590 *SHA: XXX 831770_832250 (..) Ken 832250_832850 who's like 832850_833350 &=in (.) was actually very well-behaved 833350_835350 you know 835350_835850 and 835850_836100 (..) and really smart student 836100_837600 (..) went ⌈ on to be ⌉ one of those overachievers . 837600_840350 *CARO: ⌊ &=ex ⌋ . 838820_839120 *SHA: You know . 840350_840660 *SHA: &=in (..) Just (.) yanked him up 840660_843520 by ⌈ his little bl⌉ond hai⌈2rs ⌉2 . 843520_844890 *CARO: ⌊ By the hair ⌋ . 843730_844270 *CARO: ⌊2 Yep ⌋2 . 844740_844890 *SHA: We were all like . 844890_845430 *CARO: (..) Oh . 845430_846320 *SHA: &=in . 846320_846620 *CARO: But he won't do anything to the girls if they give him backrubs . 846620_849090 *SHA: (..) That's right . 849090_849800 *SHA: (.) That's righ⌈t ⌉ . 849800_850470 *CARO: ⌊ &=tsk ⌋ . 850410_850470 *SHA: (..) &=in Mister Samuel (.) had like 850470_852840 (.) the ⌈ most ⌉ +... 852840_853480 *CARO: ⌊ What a j⌋erk 853140_853770 man . 853770_854180 *SHA: +, (..) unethical +... 854180_855330 *CARO: &=SIGH . 855330_855630 *SHA: +, classroom 855630_856220 ⌈ I can ever re⌉mem⌈2ber . 856220_857300 *CARO: ⌊ He was a fool ⌋ . 856220_857030 *CARO: ⌊2 He was an absolute ⌋2 fool . 857250_858730 *SHA: I remember the ⌉2 +/. 857300_858050 *SHA: ⌈3 the students: ⌉3 +... 858730_859620 *KATH: ⌊3 I remember Muffin ⌋3 being terrified that she was going to ⌈4 &{l=X be put ⌉4 ⌈5 in &}l=X his class ⌉5 . 858730_861710 *SHA: ⌊4 XX ⌋4 . 860430_861030 *CARO: ⌊4 His daughter ⌋4 860430_861030 ⌊5 His daughter ⌋5 actually admitted it to me . 861030_862830 *CARO: (..) I saw ⌈6 Sally Samuel ⌉6 . 862830_864880 *SHA: ⌊6 Admitted what ⌋6 . 864100_864880 *CARO: who is (.) pregnant 864880_865590 and has about +/. 865590_866280 *CARO: (..) You know . 866280_867320 *CARO: (.) Let's not discuss it . 867320_868020 *CARO: &=in But 868020_868670 &=in (.) I was like 868670_869770 (..) &{l=Q U:m 869770_870820 (..) &=laugh &=laugh . 870820_871770 *SHA: ⌈ What did she admit ⌉ . 871770_872550 *CARO: ⌊ &=in how's your ⌋ father &}l=Q . 871770_873010 *CARO: &=laugh ⌈2 &=laugh ⌉2 . 873010_873620 *KATH: ⌊2 &=laugh ⌋2 . 873320_873620 *CARO: &=in I was kind of (..) crude . 873620_875640 *CARO: (..) But I was like 875640_876340 &{l=Q so what is your f:ather doing right now: . 876340_878220 *CARO: &=in &=lengthened Is the man d:ead yet &}l=Q ? 878220_879870 *KATH: ⌈ &=laugh &=laugh ⌉ &=laugh &=laugh . 879870_880820 *CARO: ⌊ No . 879870_880120 *CARO: X ⌋ 880120_880370 &=THROAT 880820_881420 (..) I was just very 881420_882900 &=in kind 882900_883600 she goes 883600_884000 &{l=Q Well 884000_884250 he he got fired &}l=Q 884250_885300 and and I said &{l=Q Oh: re:ally⌈: now: &}l=Q ⌉ . 885300_887450 *KATH: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh . 886770_888070 *CARO: &=in (..) That's a surpri:⌈2se ⌉2 . 888070_889770 *SHA: ⌊2 &{l=L2 Que ⌋2 las⌈3tima: &}l=L2 ⌉3 . 889570_890770 *CARO: ⌊3 And the guy: that ⌋3 he (.) threatened to throw against the wa:ll 890140_892720 (.) was put forward a year . 892720_893990 *CARO: (..) Eli graduated a year before I did . 893990_896740 *CARO: See I didn't understand that . 896740_897990 *CARO: &=in &=tsk &=in . 897930_898760 *SHAN: &=laugh &=laugh . 898760_899300 *SHA: (..) &=tsk It ⌈ was a hush ⌉ hush ⌈2 deal ⌉2 . 899300_900950 *CARO: ⌊ Didn't make ⌋ 899750_900250 ⌊2 an⌋2:y sense: . 900650_901990 *CARO: (..) It w- +/. 901990_902690 *CARO: It was really weird . 902690_903540 *SHA: &=in Well he'd like . 903540_904990 *KATH: (.) Eli's parents probably tried to get him ⌈ transfered out of his class ⌉ . 904990_908080 *SHA: ⌊ His classroom was like ⌋ . 906680_908080 *KATH: (.) And ⌈2 that was the on⌉2⌈3ly way to do it ⌉3 . 908080_909570 *CARO: ⌊2 No doubt ⌋2 . 908360_908970 *SHA: ⌊3 &=in cra⌋3zy . 908970_909910 *CARO: No doubt . 909910_910380 *CARO: That man was insa:ne . 910380_911880 *CARO: (..) ⌈ Definitely insa⌉ne . 911880_914230 *SHA: ⌊ &=ex Hey Coop ⌋ . 913030_914080 *SHA: (..) What I was gonna tell you about 914230_915500 that really frustrates me is that 915500_917050 (..) uh: 917050_917700 (..) &=in that (.) the people- (.) principal and stuff they say to me 917700_921300 (..) &=tsk &=in &{l=Q Oh 921300_922400 well 922400_922850 (.) what you do with those third-graders 922850_924270 you know 924270_924570 is you just like 924570_925300 &=in take them 925300_926620 and put them 926620_927390 you know 927390_927790 with one of the smarter fourth-graders 927790_929470 who's very ⌈ ver⌉bal . 929470_930420 *CARO: ⌊ uh ⌋ . 929870_930120 *SHA: and (.) and well-beha:ved . 930420_931720 *SHA: &=in And you have them work as a team 931720_933770 you know 933770_933990 so that the &=in fourth-grader can help the third-grader &}l=Q . 933990_936470 *SHA: (..) &=tsk &=in But (.) that's bullshit . 936470_939120 *SHA: (.) Because 939120_939670 (..) that just teaches the third-grader 939670_941970 with the lesser intelligence 941970_943220 that 943220_943570 &=in (.) that he's worthless 943570_945400 you know 945400_945700 that he can't learn ⌈ stuff on his own ⌉ . 945700_947620 *KATH: ⌊ No it's not . 946500_947150 *KATH: (.) No it's not ⌋ . 947150_947620 *KATH: You ca:n put them in teams like that 947620_948920 but you don't put one with one . 948920_950270 *KATH: You put 950270_950570 like 950570_950720 two fourth-graders with 950720_951920 &=in (..) how many third-graders do- +/. 951920_953680 *KATH: What's ⌈ the r:atio of third⌉-⌈2graders to fourth-graders ⌉2 . 953680_955940 *SHA: ⌊ &=in But they're not ⌋ +... 953930_954800 *CARO: ⌊2 You mean 954800_955050 so they don't feel singled ⌋2 ⌈3 out ? 955050_956200 *SHA: ⌊3 Now I have like ⌋3 five third-graders . 955940_957770 *CARO: Or what ⌉3 . 956200_956600 *SHA: I have like t- twenty-two kids . 957770_959530 *KATH: (.) Okay 959530_959910 so you have fifteen fourth-graders 959920_961420 and five third-graders ? 961420_962500 *SHA: &=in Na- +/. 962500_963250 *SHA: (..) Uh: no . 963250_964850 *SHA: (..) I have like seventeen fourth-graders and five third-graders . 964850_967870 *KATH: All you have is twel:ve kids ? 967870_969380 *SHA: (..) What ? 969380_970130 *KATH: You only have twelve kids ? 970130_971030 *SHA: &=in No . 971030_971780 *SHA: (.) Seventee:n +... 971780_972780 *KATH: Oh 972780_973030 okay . 973030_973280 *SHA: +, ⌈ fourth-graders ⌉ . 973280_973880 *KATH: ⌊ &=in So then ⌋ what you do is 973280_974440 you sprinkle the fifth-graders out evenly . 974440_976340 *KATH: (..) And you make the ⌈ fourth-grader⌉s (.) take the responsibility for teaching them . 976340_979940 *SHA: ⌊ Third-graders ⌋ ? 977510_978110 *KATH: And you engrain in them 979940_980940 that it's their responsibility to help those little kids . 980940_983090 *KATH: That's what I did . 983090_983670 *SHA: ⌈ I have been ⌉ . 983670_984400 *KATH: ⌊ &=in &=lengthened ⌋ . 983670_984400 *SHA: ⌈2 But ⌉2 . 984400_984680 *KATH: ⌊2 And it ⌋2 ⌈3 works ⌉3 . 984400_985190 *CARO: ⌊2 Can ⌋2 ⌊3 you +/. 984400_984860 *CARO: Can you ⌋3 say it's ⌈4 part of your gra:de ⌉4 ? 984860_986540 *KATH: ⌊4 As long as it's ⌋4 +... 985570_986540 *CARO: Part of ⌈5 your ⌉5 +... 986540_987190 *KATH: ⌊5 &{l=FF Yes⌋5: &}l=FF . 986840_987490 *KATH: Oh: [% laugh] ⌈6 yes [% laugh] ⌉6 . 987490_988400 *CARO: ⌊6 &=THROAT corp⌋6orate- +/. 987840_988620 *CARO: or . 988620_988870 *KATH: (.) You bet . 988870_989320 *CARO: ⌈ What do you call it ⌉ . 989320_990070 *SHA: ⌊ Well the third-gra⌋ders . 989320_990490 *KATH: ⌈2 You tell them that ⌉2 their ability to cooperate is being graded . 990250_992650 *SHA: ⌊2 &{l=X Coop &}l=X ⌋2 +/. 990490_990820 *SHA: (..) Well the ⌈3 third⌉3-graders are just ⌈4 like ⌉4 . 992650_994140 *KATH: ⌊3 y- ⌋3 +/. 993170_993340 *KATH: ⌊4 They're ⌋4 getting a grade in coopera⌈5tion ⌉5 . 993940_995310 *SHA: ⌊5 you know ⌋5 995090_995310 except for a couple who +/. 995310_996700 *SHA: (.) who are real smart . 996700_997700 *CARO: (..) &{l=WH darn &}l=WH . 997700_999120 *CARO: ⌈ That would be so: har:d ⌉ . 999120_1000380 *SHA: ⌊ feel like 999120_999600 uh 999600_999940 you know ⌋ 999940_1000380 they're incapable . 1000380_1001280 *SHA: (.) I mean th- +/. 1001280_1001980 *SHA: they just feel ⌈ like XXX ⌉ . 1001980_1003180 *KATH: ⌊ Well the fourth-gra⌋ders try and ⌈2 lord it over ⌉2 em ⌈3 too ⌉3 . 1002520_1004630 *SHA: ⌊2 &=in ⌋2 1003790_1004180 ⌊3 and the ⌋3 fourth-graders will try ⌈4 to just like give them the answers ⌉4 . 1004390_1007280 *KATH: ⌊4 There's nothing else you can do about it ⌋4 . 1005580_1007230 *SHA: And it's hard for me to keep track of that . 1007230_1008960 *SHA: (.) You know ? 1008960_1009260 *SHA: I'll be like 1009260_1009710 &=in &{l=Q ⌈ Don't give them ⌉ the answers . 1009710_1011540 *CARO: ⌊ Standing over ⌋ +... 1010170_1010890 *SHA: I want you to help them understand 1011540_1012990 but don't just give them ⌈ the answers &}l=Q . 1012990_1014220 *KATH: ⌊ It takes a lo:⌋ng time ⌈2 to teach em how to work together ⌉2 . 1013700_1016630 *SHA: &=in ⌉ 1014160_1014810 ⌊2 I- +/. 1015130_1015370 *SHA: if I can't teach these ⌋2 kids 1015370_1017070 you know 1017070_1017270 I go around to the third-graders 1017270_1018470 I try to teach them individually what a noun is 1018470_1020670 ⌈ &=in &=lengthened ⌉ . 1020670_1021600 *KATH: ⌊ It'll start to happen ⌋ by January Sharon . 1020670_1022880 *SHA: (.) &=SNORT . 1022880_1023880 *KATH: I mean it takes a very long time . 1023880_1025430 *KATH: ⌈ It's not easy to do ⌉ . 1025430_1026460 *SHA: ⌊ I'm not gonna be there ⌋ until Jan⌈2uary ⌉2 . 1025430_1027290 *CARO: ⌊2 Have- +/. 1026810_1027010 *CARO: Have ⌋2 you explained to them 1027010_1028080 like 1028080_1028330 the speech about 1028330_1029130 &=in making mistakes is (.) part of life 1029130_1031930 (.) that speech 1031930_1032750 a⌈nd ⌉ . 1032750_1033180 *SHA: ⌊ &=SIGH ⌋ &=lengthened . 1032960_1033680 *CARO: what's the other speech . 1033680_1034480 *CARO: The ⌈ other speech is: ⌉ . 1034480_1035410 *SHA: ⌊ I've given them ev⌋e⌈2rything ⌉2 . 1034610_1035830 *CARO: ⌊2 u:⌋2m 1035510_1035900 &=in don't give away +/. 1035900_1036980 *CARO: Don't give away the answers 1036980_1038060 because you're d- &=in denying them of: (.) learning . 1038060_1040360 *KATH: (.) Mhm . 1040360_1040910 *CARO: (..) If y- +/. 1040910_1041530 *CARO: If you put it to them in a &{l=MRC very s:imple way &}l=MRC 1041530_1044020 &=in and they get it and they kind of go 1044020_1045320 &{l=VOX yeah &}l=VOX . 1045320_1046070 *KATH: Well what you ⌈ want to do is ⌉ . 1046070_1047820 *CARO: ⌊ &=ex ⌋ . 1047140_1047820 *KATH: When you ⌈2 have them in ⌉2 groups wor⌈3king on something ⌉3 . 1047820_1049630 *SHA: ⌊2 I have ⌋2 1048020_1048520 ⌊3 I have ⌋3 . 1048970_1049630 *KATH: &=in It shouldn't be: (..) multiple choice . 1049630_1052070 *KATH: It shouldn't be . 1052070_1052770 *SHA: (..) &=tsk It isn't . 1052770_1053580 *KATH: something easy . 1053580_1054280 *KATH: (.) They should +/. 1054280_1054640 *KATH: (.) They should have to . 1054640_1055590 *CARO: ⌈ Write it out ⌉ ? 1055590_1056190 *KATH: ⌊ have some ⌋ discussion going on . 1055690_1057340 *KATH: (..) ⌈ Like ⌉ . 1057340_1058600 *SHA: ⌊ &=in ⌋ . 1058240_1058600 *KATH: (.) give them something to work on that there is no answer to: . 1058600_1060900 *SHA: (..) &=in But the ⌈ other fourth-graders ⌉ it's ⌈2 like . 1060900_1063300 *KATH: ⌊ &{l=X that is &}l=X just opinion ⌋ . 1061910_1062850 *KATH: ⌊2 They'll learn just as much ⌋2 . 1063020_1064060 *SHA: You know 1063300_1063690 they don't ⌉2 really wan- +/. 1063690_1064560 *SHA: they don't (.) want to help the kids 1064560_1066210 they +/. 1066210_1066410 *SHA: They wa- +/. 1066410_1066860 *SHA: you know 1066860_1067160 they're done 1067160_1067660 and they want to play 1067660_1068760 &=in and they get u⌈ps⌉et with me . 1068760_1070400 *CARO: ⌊ &=laugh ⌋ . 1069810_1070000 *SHA: if I ⌈2 expect them to help the third-grader⌉2s . 1070400_1072520 *CARO: ⌊2 XXX &{l=X help em to learn the basics &}l=X ⌋2 . 1070590_1072300 *SHA: &=in ⌈ &=lengthened ⌉ . 1072520_1073100 *KATH: ⌊ Tough ⌋ . 1072810_1073100 *SHA: And 1073100_1073360 (.) they ⌈ don't have the ⌉ patience: . 1073360_1074720 *KATH: ⌊ Too bad ⌋ . 1073510_1074040 *PAM: This is the &{l=X funny ⌈2 one &}l=X ⌉2 . 1074720_1075820 *SHA: ⌊2 or the ⌋2 psycholo⌈3gy . 1075520_1076520 *CARO: ⌊3 Yeah: ⌋3 . 1076170_1076790 *SHA: to l⌉3earn how to teach the kids 1076520_1078220 &=in Well 1078220_1078920 when you're subtracting 1078920_1079960 you bring the one over 1079960_1081150 and then that becomes ten 1081150_1082220 and then you have to cross it out 1082220_1083200 it becomes ⌈ a nine . 1083200_1083870 *CARO: ⌊ Go:d [% laugh] ⌋ . 1083470_1083970 *SHA: and ⌉ then you bring the ⌈2 one o:v⌉2er . 1083870_1085270 *CARO: ⌊2 I couldn't do it ⌋2 . 1084390_1085020 *SHA: &=in &=lengthened You know⌈: . 1085270_1086320 *CARO: ⌊ I couldn't do it ⌋ . 1086170_1086620 *SHA: and these ⌉ +/. 1086320_1086920 *SHA: (.) The thing is 1086920_1087770 (..) &=in that the teachers that had these third-graders before 1087770_1090470 and a lot of the fourth-graders 1090470_1091570 really failed as teachers 1091570_1092620 Cause they didn't (.) teach them &=in +... 1092620_1094370 *CARO: (.) didd⌈ly ⌉ . 1094370_1095070 *SHA: +, ⌊ jack ⌋ . 1094770_1095070 *KATH: They should have learned that in the second grade . 1095070_1096570 *SHA: &=in (..) In the (.) in the second grade I learned my times tables . 1096570_1100370 *SHA: In the third grade I ⌈ knew th- +... 1100370_1101420 *CARO: ⌊ Fourth grade was ⌋ +... 1101090_1102040 *SHA: I had them mem⌉orized up ⌈2 until twelve ⌉2 . 1101420_1103370 *CARO: +, ⌊2 fractions ⌋2 . 1102570_1103370 *CARO: (..) ⌈3 I failed ⌉3 . 1103370_1104870 *SHA: ⌊3 These kids ⌋3 (.) ⌈4 can't ⌉4 do their times table⌈5s ⌉5 . 1104120_1106420 *CARO: ⌊4 &=laugh ⌋4 1104870_1105320 ⌊5 &=laugh ⌋5 &=laugh . 1106220_1107020 *SHA: &=in The ⌈6 fourth-graders ⌉6 even . 1107020_1108220 *KATH: ⌊6 Well they've just ⌋6 +... 1107260_1107890 *SHA: (.) ⌈7 You know . 1108220_1108470 *KATH: ⌊7 They've been . 1108220_1108840 *SHA: I have one: ⌉7 student . 1108470_1109790 *KATH: you know ⌋7 . 1108840_1109150 *SHA: who knows his times tables ⌈8 up until ten ⌉8 . 1109790_1111750 *CARO: ⌊8 Wait- &=in +... 1110820_1111370 *KATH: ⌊8 they +... 1110820_1111100 *CARO: ʔuh hey ⌋8 . 1111520_1111750 *KATH: The teachers have just ⌋8 been ⌈9 passing them along XXX ⌉9 . 1111100_1113350 *CARO: ⌊9 Wait a minute 1111960_1112520 neither did I: ⌋9 . 1112520_1113350 *SHA: ⌈ Yeah ⌉ . 1113350_1113620 *CARO: ⌊ I ⌋ didn't know them either . 1113350_1114480 *CARO: (..) I didn't know times tables till s- +/. 1114480_1116150 *CARO: (.) like fifth gra:de . 1116150_1117180 *CARO: Only cause I was a dufus . 1117180_1118380 *CARO: &=in But . 1118380_1118980 *SHA: (..) ⌈ Well &{l=X were &}l=X ⌉ +... 1118980_1120430 *KATH: ⌊ No 1119880_1120230 &{l=X It was ⌋ ⌈2 because you were a &}l=X lazy butt ⌉2 . 1120230_1121680 *CARO: ⌊2 I could not +/. 1120430_1120950 *CARO: I: could not ⌋2 do fractions 1120950_1122380 (.) I could not do fractions . 1122380_1123680 *CARO: (.) And I mean with (.) Samuel as a teacher 1123680_1125430 who wants: to tell &{l=X them &}l=X 1125430_1126410 (..) &=in who wants to go up &{l=@ to this man and say &}l=@ 1126410_1128260 &{l=VOX I have a problem &}l=VOX . 1128260_1129360 *CARO: (.) &=GASP ⌈ &=lengthened ⌉ . 1129360_1129810 *KATH: ⌊ &{l=HI You ⌋ didn't &}l=HI really have Mister Samuel 1129710_1131160 did you ? 1131160_1131610 *CARO: (..) Oh: 1131610_1131980 hell yeah . 1131980_1132570 *CARO: ⌈ &=laugh ⌉ . 1132570_1132920 *KATH: ⌊ Oh ⌋ 1132570_1132920 I thought you got out of being in his cla⌈ss ⌉ . 1132920_1134570 *CARO: ⌊ Unh⌋-unh: . 1134470_1135070 *CARO: I had him 1135070_1135670 (.) my whole fourth-grade year . 1135670_1136770 *CARO: &=in (.) And then there was a (..) &{l=VOX possibility &}l=VOX the following year 1136770_1139670 that he was going to teach &{l=VOX fifth gra⌈de &}l=VOX . 1139670_1141570 *KATH: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 1141420_1141850 *CARO: Cause our ⌉ ⌈2 &{l=@ fifth-grade tea⌉2cher &}l=@ ⌈3 was ⌉3 leaving . 1141570_1143150 *SHAN: ⌊2 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋2 . 1141850_1142520 *KATH: ⌊3 &=laugh ⌋3 . 1142710_1142860 *CARO: &=in So ⌈ all of us were like ⌉ . 1143150_1144580 *SHA: ⌊ &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋ . 1143750_1144580 *CARO: &{l=VOX shitting in our pants ⌈2 going ⌉2 . 1144580_1145730 *KATH: ⌊2 &=laugh &=laugh ⌋2 . 1145420_1145730 *CARO: &{l=Q no⌈3:⌉3⌈4: ⌉4 . 1145730_1146580 *SHAN: ⌊3 &=laugh ⌋3 ⌊4 &=laugh ⌋4 ⌈5 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌉5 . 1146080_1147350 *SHA: ⌊4 &=laugh ⌋4 ⌊5 &=laugh &=laugh &=laugh ⌋5 . 1146430_1147350 *CARO: plea:se 1147350_1148030 no: &}l=Q &}l=VOX . 1148030_1148690 *CARO: We just +/. 1148690_1149300 *CARO: We lucked out 1149300_1150010 (.) man . 1150010_1150410 *CARO: But we got Missis L:indberg 1150410_1151710 who was like 1151710_1152140 (..) the first granola woman I ever met . 1152140_1153910 *CARO: &=in . 1153910_1154160 *PAM: &{l=@ Granola wo⌈man ⌉ &}l=@ . 1154160_1155270 *CARO: ⌊ &=SIGH ⌋ &=lengthened 1155030_1155560 (.) She would say 1155560_1156220 &=in &=CLAP &{l=VOX Let's go on a field trip . 1156220_1157750 *CARO: (..) We're gonna go on a hike &}l=VOX . 1157750_1159040 *CARO: (..) . 1159040_1162020 @End